The lighter side

[cloud9 0]

It's the Spring of 1957, and Bobby goes to pick up
> > > > > his date, Peggy Sue.
> > > > >
> > > > > Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a
> > > > > ducktail hairdo.
> > > > >
> > > > > When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's father
> > > > > answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready
> > > > > yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says.
> > > > >
> > > > > "That's cool." says Bobby.
> > > > > Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are
> > > > > planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will
> > > > > probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.
> > > > >
> > > > > Peggy Sue's father responds, "Why don't you kids
> > > > > go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it."
> > > > >
> > > > > Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby
> > > > > and he says "Whaaaat?"
> > > > >
> > > > > "Yeah," says Peggy Sue's father, "Peggy Sue really
> > > > > likes to screw. She'll screw all night if we let her."
> > > > >
> > > > > Bobby's eyes light up, and he smiles from ear to
> > > > > ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the
> > > > > evening.
> > > > >
> > > > > A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in
> > > > > her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and
> > > > > announces that she's ready to go.
> > > > >
> > > > > Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts
> > > > > his date out the front door while dad is saying "Have
> > > > > a good evening kids," with a wink.
> > > > >
> > > > > About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled
> > > > > Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door
> > > > > behind her, and screams at her father:
> > > > >
> > > > > "DAMMIT DADDY! THE TWIST!!!!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!!!
> > > > >
> > >

[lazerq3 0]

hehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!
Speaking of the twist how come nobodys ever created a dance called the HOP N POP???? or better yet the RIGGERS dance Hey theres a good "you know your a skydiver when your at a party and someone says COME ON EVERYBODY AND DO THE TWIST and your reaction is to grab the nearest ceiling fan scissor your legs and start kicking !!!!

[froggie 0]

ROFLMAO. both great posts! That joke was just too funny.
I seriously think that we should start a new thread called "you know your a skydiver when..." revised. with all new commentary added in. hehe. Just for us dz.commers. Cause i gotta say, i see that expression used here a lot. Okay, posting it.
froggie