SURVIVAL SKILLS!?

[miked10270 0]

Hi there,
Gotta share this:
http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0103/freefall/
of course, for us the plans are simple:
Plan A: wear your kit.
Plan B: reach into the overhead / under your seat & put your kit on.
Plan C: Track & dock on your kit (lets face it our freefall skills HAVE to be better that the other (whuffo) passengers? (note to me... DON'T fly commercial with fellow skydivers or "James Bond" stuntmen!)
Mike D10270.

[diver123 0]

That's hilarious! Listen, I travel a lot for my job and no matter where my work takes me (local dropzone or not) I alway take my rig. I've convinced myself that regardless of what those ladies in the uniforms tell me, I can rip one of those over the wing exits off and throw myself to safety...! A free ride to altitude???
"pull high! It's lower than you think..."

[ADRNALN 0]

I am right there with you diver123. I will be exiting above 2500 ft. Sorry guys!

[Cacophony 0]

I hardly consider $150 as a free ride to altitude! But I guess its not bad for a jet jump©
Safe landings,
Alex C-30872

[freaksister 0]

That is soooooo funny! I am rolling in the floor at work! hahaha I totally printed that out so I can let the whuffos read it! Great, great!! absolutely classic! I too, always take my rig on commercial flights, no matter what!
sis

[miked10270 0]

Hi Sis,
Yeah... I also printed "One or two" copies to go with the "Flying on a holiday charter flight?... Parachutes for hire at reasonable rates (considering!)." posters.
Personally, my favourite bit is:
"If you are considerate, you will keep God out of your public comments, knowing that it's unfair to sing his praises when many of your fellow passengers lack the means to offer an alternative view".
Oh BTW, did you check out the links to the "Airtoons" at the bottom?
Mike D10270.

[freaksister 0]

hey mike! no i didn't check out the airtoons link yet, because i was at work and the durn hotline rang. but i really want to! that website seems like it would be so funny! my favorite isn't the God comment, my total absolute favorite is the paragraph where they talk about how fast you are going! with the train going 120 mph and you are on top and it goes through the tunnel but you do not! this is the killer: "Make no mistake, you will be 'motoring.'" HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ROFLMAO!! make no mistake, you will be motoring!! dude i can't stop!
i thought, how freakin' true is that shit? i never thought about terminal velocity that way! AND we go even faster than 120! that is SOOOO not terminal velocity anymore! not really anyway...i did 175 on my back the other day! woohooo!
ok gotta go! gotta go to bed to make it to the airport tomorrow! oklahoma...here i come...i will at least see the family even if the weather pokes us in the ass too much too jump! ajalsdfjadfjadfaef damn i am a crazy freak
luv ya'll!!!!!
blue skies???!!!!??
Da Sistah!!!