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MikeD! Help!

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Mike!!! Send me some medication! I thought that when winter eased up a little and I got some jumps in, that I would be better off mentally. WRONG!! I am hotter for a jump than ever! This is getting unbearable. After two or three months without a jump, you get a little used to it, a little complacent, you think, ah, well it's OK, I will get to jump in the Spring. Yes, and when you do you'll be all nervous and then after that, each jump you make will drive your senses crazy! I have jumped more recently, and I have been analyzing my last few jumps over and over! It's like the damn Energizer bunny! Xanax? Valium? Somebody help the Sis! She is losing it! Plus she sooooo needs to go to GA to meet someone! ARGH!
How am I going to make it until Saturday when I can jump? ;) hoping for mass jumps this weekend,
sis

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Hi SIS,
Iona here. Mike is being all "pink & fluffy" at the moment! I noticed that on the post he just put up he'd started talking about the Germans (always a bad sign) so i slipped a little "anti-caffeine" into his morning coffee. that didn't work fast enough so he got a quick stab of the same stuff with the horse syringe our vet gave me (laugh). Oh dear... maybe I overdid it a bit, mike isn't moving and since it sniffed at where the needle went in the dog isn't moving either!
So, just time for a quick chat before i phone 911 for the dog. Nice to hear from you,mail us with all your juicy gossip.
love Iona XXX
PS sorry, no medication left now. got to go to the vet & get some more.
PPS i heard you've taken to getting a bit proficient with a whip? what do you think of me getting one, & maybe a chair, just in case mike comes round before i get more of his meds?
Iona XXX

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Iona! Way cool to hear from you, woman! I say, whips are a woman's best friend! I bet you can't always get Mike to take his meds, and let's face it, veterinarians can be mighty unreliable! If I had all those horse meds at my disposal....uh, well, um...never mind that! There is a reason I am not a pharmacist! LOL
Whips are good Iona, so are handcuffs and collars. I think that we don't have to be overly cruel, these tame men nowadays seem have no compunction left! Hmpf! I tell you, woman, if I was married, oooohhhh lordy! My troubles would be incalculable! (Of course, unless I met someone utterly handsome and debonair, who jumped out of planes...yuck! never mind, that sounds like James Bond, and I SOOOO don't want to marry him!)
Blue Skies and Keep that man under the collar and leash,
Sis

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