Beer

[Pammi 0]

Had this in an email also and thought I'd share it for a laugh :) Have a fun and safe weekend everyone!
Pammi
So true, so true....
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they
might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to
myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come
true than be selfish and worry about my liver."--by Jack Handy
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.--Frank Sinatra
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're
sober.--William Butler Yeats
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his
fools. --Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep
your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemingway
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
--Catherine Zandonella
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
--Anonymous
Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that
truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat, hairy girls.-- Ross Levy
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank
her.--W.C. Fields
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
--Tee Mans
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of
the time and have the time of your life. -- Michelle Mastrolacasa
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
--Tom Waits
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
--Stephen Wright
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!-- Brian O'Rourke
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It
helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons,
but at the very least you need a beer.--Frank Zappa
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has
taken out of me. --Winston Churchill
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes
beer shoot out your nose.--Deep Thought, Jack Handy
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. --Dave Barry
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
--Humphrey Bogart
Why is American beer served cold? So you can distinguish it from urine.
--David Moulton
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
--Kaiser Wilhelm
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen,
for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in
beer. --Dave Barry
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just
do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.--Homer Simpson
You know you're drunk when you fall off the floor.
And God said, "Let there be vodka!" And He saw that it was good. Then God
said, "Let there be light!" And then He said, "Whoa - too much light."
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
--Dean Martin
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!
Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
To some its a six-pack, to me it's a support Group.
Scotch - Because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine

[cloud9 0]

That was great!!
Cheers
Some fun eh!

[decorous 0]

Pammi:This will us another excuse to drink
read and then evolve
THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I HAVE HEARD IN A LONG TIME
> This is pretty good news!!!

> > This comes directly from this month's Forbes magazine.
> >
> > A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
buffalo, and when
> > the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones
at the back that
> > are
> > killed first. This natural selection is good for the
herd as a whole,
> > because the general speed and health whole is
> > maintained or even improved by the regular culling of
the weakest
> > members.
> >
> > In much the same way, the human brain can operate only
as fast as the
> > slowest brain cells through which the electrical signals
pass.
> >
> > Recent epidemiological studies have shown that while
excessive intake of
> > alcohol kills off brain cells, it attacks the slowest
and weakest brain
> > cells first. Thus, regular consumption of beer helps
eliminate the
> > weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster
> > and more efficient machine.
> >
> > The result of this in-depth study verifies and validates
the causal link
> > between all-weekend parties and job related performance.
It
> > also explains why, after a few short years of leaving
university and
> > getting married, most professionals cannot keep up with
the
> > performance of the new graduates. Only those few that
stick to the
> > strict regimen of voracious alcoholic consumption can
maintain
> > the intellectual levels that they achieved during their
university
> > years.
> >
> > So, this is a call to arms. As our country is losing its
technological
> > edge we should not shudder in our homes. Get back into
the
> > bars! Quaff that pint! Your company and country need
you to be at your
> > peak, and you shouldn't deny yourself the career that
> > you could have.
> >
> > Take life by the bottle and be all that you can be!
> >
> > So, have fun tonight getting drunk. Hootie, Hoo!

[freaksister 0]

Woohoo!! That is a great list, Pammi!
So true, so true...
Sis
"What we're all really seeking is something where we can feel the rapture of being alive."J.Campbell

[SpeedRacer 1]

Beats the hell out of my post about the benfits of red meat!
Speed Racer
"Blue Skies, Red eyes, Sore thighs!"

[Iflyme 0]

Pammi, that's the story of my life! ('hic)

[Pammi 0]

*laugh* Ah, 'ode to beer...hehe. TGIF and mine's in hand now! If you can't jump, drink!
Pammi