Toast

[cloud9 0]

I'm not very good at this but I did travel quite a bit with the military many years back. And some of the toast around the world would really crack me up. How about some of you all throw in your favorite toast. Here's one from oklahoma.
here's to the bulls that roam the woods and make those hefers feel so good.
If not for their courage and their mighty prod what would we do for beef by god.
So this one sucks, lets see one better.
some fun eh!

[SpeedRacer 1]

Well, there's always these old classics:
Here's to those who wish us well,
And those who don't can go to hell
And
Past the lips, Past the gums,
Look out tummy, here it comes!
Speed Racer
"Blue Skies, Red eyes, Sore thighs!"

[decorous 0]

CHEERS
It works on so many levels

[wingnut 0]

taditional german: prost!
and here's another one:
Here's to you,
and here's to me.
May we never disagree.
but if we do,
here's to me.
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