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cyberskydive

One nation, under god, with indivisiblility and ju

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it'll be ok mike, you can bash us americans anytime
i love being american but i'm not overly patriotic
i never wear red white and blue, especially around the fourth of july...the best thing about the fourth of july is the fireworks...
sis
"What we're all really seeking is something where we can feel the rapture of being alive."J.Campbell

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A rather confident 007 walks into a London bar and takes a seat next to a
very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices
this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies, "I've just
been given this
state-of-the-art watch (by Q) and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
about it?" "It uses alpha
waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains. "What's it telling you
now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..." The woman giggles and
replies, "Well it must
be broken because I am wearing panties!"
Bond taps his watch and says "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
Speed Racer
"Blue Skies, Red eyes, Sore thighs!"

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