Dirtsucks 0 #1 March 31, 2001 WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF “DIRTSUCKS - DRUNKEN, WANNABE SKYDIVER.” THIS WEEKS TOPIC, TRADITIONAL SPORTS, AND WHAT THEY MEAN TO YOU.I have a totally boring ass job which gives me a lot of time to think about things like skydiving, life, and idiots, not necessarily in that order. Now, at my boring ass job today, somehow the subject of sports came up in the conversation between the increasingly numerous voices in my head. Okay, in the world we live in, the most recognized, top paid individuals in this world have reached this god-like status by using their most valuable talent/asset – they can bounce, throw, or hit a ball really, really good. Anything wrong with that? That’s all. I must get back to drinking now.Um, I guess you can either reply to this post or let it return to infernal abyss from which it came. In another hour I’ll be unconscious and wont care either way.Your most obviously demented friend, JoshEdited by Dirtsucks on 3/30/01 09:04 PM. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #2 March 31, 2001 As God is my witness, I don't know whether to assemble a gang for a mercy mission to grab you, throw a rig on your back and toss you out of an airplane or keep you grounded permanently because you're damn funny when you're pissed off and drunk. Seriously dude. Chin up! It'll happen sooner or later, and it will be all the more worth it when you finally do.If it's any consolation, I'm having to buy a rig piece-by-piece. You know how much it's gonna suck having an empty container laying on the floor saying "Jump me. Jump me."?------------Blue Skies!Zennie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloud9 0 #3 March 31, 2001 DudeAll I can say is when you do jump!! Take a big rag with you cause your gonna have one hellava mess to clean off your leg>>> Keep savin and when it comes, Savor.some fun eh!Ps I don't think its going to take an hour... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyberskydive 0 #4 March 31, 2001 The inebriation leads to the constellation of participation in cranial vibration. Thus the degredation from this cubical nation causing migration to the gas station. Where innoculation of that diesel sensation cases jet-A memories and disorientation. Therefore less copulation and a little starvation can help you return from the land of frustration.or something like that........ D.Chisolm C-28534webmaster@sunraydesigns.comhttp://www.sunraydesigns.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtsucks 0 #5 March 31, 2001 “The inebriation leads to the constellation of participation in cranial vibration. Thus the degredation from this cubical nation causing migration to the gas station. Where innoculation of that diesel sensation cases jet-A memories and disorientation. Therefore less copulation and a little starvation can help you return from the land of frustration.”Cyberskydive, either I’m retarded, or you are :) Aw, shit. I know it’s me. Damn it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deleted 0 #6 March 31, 2001 Zennie-Too bad you don't have a woman on the floor saying, "jump me, jump me"! Unless, of course, you wife says it, and then I would say-what a stud you are! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites froggie 0 #7 March 31, 2001 is this post about whining? cause ive got a few things to whine about... Went out tonight. couldnt get drunk cause i had to be on duty by midnight. only got coverage for the first few hours. So that settled that. only a couple of drinks and i was done. Not even a buzz. Now that sucks. Besides that, me and stacy decided to go rock climbing w/ 2 of our friends from the dz. I cant move my upper body. the only reason why im able to type right now is because Ive got my entire body resting on the keyboard. Only thing moving is my fingers. Im sore, sober, and got a new sport thats freagin lots of fun. Oh yeah, and im broke too. Life sucks :) lol. Oh yeah, spent more money tonight between gear for the rock climbing, dinner, and drinks (so expensive in philly!) than i have on anything (besides skydiving related stuff) in the past 2 months combined! okay. my tired, sore sober, broke ass (that still has a big dumb grin on my face ) is going to sleep so i can be woken up in 20 minutes for an ambulance call. Goodnight all! have a safe nite!froggie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zennie 0 #8 March 31, 2001 She does. ------------Blue Skies!Zennie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #9 March 31, 2001 poor froggie, hope ya get back to feeling great and making more money so that you can become broke again from skydiving......forget about rock climbing(just joking) unless it's to climb that rock and jump off of it.(the harnesses can also be used for some interesting things too, but i can't tell ya about them i'd have to show ya.)(grin)<> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
froggie 0 #7 March 31, 2001 is this post about whining? cause ive got a few things to whine about... Went out tonight. couldnt get drunk cause i had to be on duty by midnight. only got coverage for the first few hours. So that settled that. only a couple of drinks and i was done. Not even a buzz. Now that sucks. Besides that, me and stacy decided to go rock climbing w/ 2 of our friends from the dz. I cant move my upper body. the only reason why im able to type right now is because Ive got my entire body resting on the keyboard. Only thing moving is my fingers. Im sore, sober, and got a new sport thats freagin lots of fun. Oh yeah, and im broke too. Life sucks :) lol. Oh yeah, spent more money tonight between gear for the rock climbing, dinner, and drinks (so expensive in philly!) than i have on anything (besides skydiving related stuff) in the past 2 months combined! okay. my tired, sore sober, broke ass (that still has a big dumb grin on my face ) is going to sleep so i can be woken up in 20 minutes for an ambulance call. Goodnight all! have a safe nite!froggie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #8 March 31, 2001 She does. ------------Blue Skies!Zennie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #9 March 31, 2001 poor froggie, hope ya get back to feeling great and making more money so that you can become broke again from skydiving......forget about rock climbing(just joking) unless it's to climb that rock and jump off of it.(the harnesses can also be used for some interesting things too, but i can't tell ya about them i'd have to show ya.)(grin)<> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
