lazerq3 0 #1 April 2, 2001 State slogans:Alabama: yes we have electricity!alaska: 11,623 eskimos cant be wrong!Arizona: But its a dry heat!Arkansas: Literacy aint everything!California: By 30, our women have more plasticthan your hondaColorado: if you dont ski dont botherConnetict: Like massachusetts, only the kennedys dont own it yetDelaware: We really do like chemicals in our watersFlorida: ask us about our grandkidsGeorgia: We put the FUN in FUNDAMENTALIST EXTREMISMHawaii: haka tiki mou sha'ami leeki toru(death to mainland scum, but leave your money)Idaho: more than just potatoes..well okay we'er not but the potatoes sure are goodIllinos: please dont pronounce the "s"Indiana: 2 billion years tidal wave freeIowa: we do amazing things with cornkansas: first of the rectangle statesKentucky: five million people, fifteen last namesLouisiana: we'er not all drunken cajun wackos, but thats our tourism campaignMaine: we'er really cold but we have cheap lobsterMaryland: If you can dream it we can tax itMassachusetts: our taxes are lower than swedens(for most tax brackets)Michigan: first line of defence from the canadiansMinnesota: 10,000 lakes.. and 10,000,000,000,000 mosquitoesMississippi: Come and feel better about your stateMissouri: your federalflood reserve tax dollars at workMontana: land of the big sky, the unabomber, right wing crazies, adn very little elseNebraska: ask about our state motto contestNevada: whores and pokerNew Jersey: YOU WANT A @#$%#@$$ MOTTO? I GOT YOUR @@#$%$#% MOTTO RIGHT HERENew Mexico: lizards make excellent petsNew York: you have the right to remain silentNorth Carolina: tobacco is a vegetableNorth Dakota: we really are one of the 50 statesOhio: at least we're not michiganOklahoma: like the play only no singingOregon: spotted owl... its whats for dinnerPennsylvania: cook with coalRhode Island: we're really not an islandSouth carolina: remeber the civil war... we didnt actually surenderSouth dakota: we're closer than north dakotaTennessee: the EDUCASHUN stateTexas: si hablo inglesUtah: our jesus is better than your jesusVermont : .....yepVirginia: who says goverment stiffs and slackjaw yodels dont mixWashington: Help, we're over run by nerds and slackersWashington DC: wanna be a mayor?West Virginia: One big happy family....really!!Wisconsin:come cut the cheeseWyoming: were men are men and the sheep are scaredjason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
what42 0 #2 April 2, 2001 Living in Georgia and growing up Southern Baptist I can vouch for the validity of that one. LOL. Good list.Wesley--I want to fly! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtsucks 0 #3 April 3, 2001 Quote Minnesota: 10,000 lakes.. and 10,000,000,000,000 mosquitoesYep, I’ll vouch for that one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
