miked10270 0 #1 April 2, 2001 Hi There,Had to share this...Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... Only in America...are there handicapped parking places in front of a skating rink... Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke... Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters... Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage... Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place... Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight... Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"... Mike D10270. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtsucks 0 #2 April 2, 2001 LOL!!! That's so much better than that Creed song!Josh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
froggie 0 #3 April 2, 2001 Quote Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... ohhhhhhh you know i couldnt leave that one alone. Im laughing but feel that a fun spirited war must be started over this little tidbit of a joke. :) hehe. I cant stop smiling, but i want to post back w/ some smart ass comment. Im at a loss for words! Mike, youve ruined me. Ive never been speechless before. lol.oh man, i will never be the same again :( lolfroggie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #4 April 2, 2001 Hmmm....She didn't sound Speechless to me ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #5 April 2, 2001 I know a froggie that swallowed a fly,I don't know why, I don't know why.../s[drop till you party!] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #6 April 2, 2001 Our friend Skyhawk posted that a week or two back, but it said "...only in Australia..." If ya can't poke fun at yourself... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #7 April 2, 2001 HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!fightfightfightfightfightIn the left corner wearing the red trunks (with maple leaf) representing Canada, we haaaaaaaaaaaaaave Frank 'Iflyme' Fists of Fury, aaaaaaaand in the right corner wearing the Union Jack boxers we have Mike 'pass my pills Iona' the Mince Machine.All bets are closed!!!Seconds out!!!Gentlemen come out with your fists up and lets have a good clean fight.../s[drop till you party!] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
max 0 #8 April 4, 2001 here is one I didn't see...Only in America...Brail instructions at a drive up ATM machine Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albatross 0 #9 April 4, 2001 Only in America can you trip all by yourself and have it be someone else's fault. Litigations Sucks.Blue Skys and Safe LandingsAlbatross Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #10 April 4, 2001 To all these posts.... I think it was C&C Music Factory that said "things that make you hmmmmmmmmm??????(and Arsinial Hall)jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hellian 0 #11 April 4, 2001 heh, nice post!Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
