Our Little Agreement :)

[cyberskydive 0]

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
>
>1. No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it
in
>the morning.
>
>2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events
of
>the evening.
>
>3. No calls before 9 PM -- we don't have jack shit to talk about.
>
>4. None of that "lovemaking" bullshit -- only mind-blowing sex
allowed.
>
>5. No emotional discussions -- Ex.: Where are we heading with this? Do
you
>love me? The answer is hell no, so don't ask.
>
>6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the
"backup",
>unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced
>arrangement.
>
>7. All gifts accepted -- money is always good.
>
>8. No baby talk -- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
>
>9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of
your
>goddamn business.
>
>10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" -- we are not
friends,
>just sex buddies.
>
>11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended.
>
>12. No extra clothing -- I don't want your sorry ass leaving anything
>behind when you leave.
>
>13. No falling asleep right after sex -- it's over, so get your stupid
ass
>up and go home.
>
>14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't give
a
>rat's ass.
>
>15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
>
>16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be:"My
>roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
>
>17. Doggie style preferred -- just hit it hard and right or get the
fuck
>out!
>
>18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. I don't
want
>to look at you, just fuck you.
>
>19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME -- so don't
keep
>calling.
>
>20. The most important one -- no condoms, no fucking. Carry your
diseased
>ridden ass home.
>
>21. Bring your own drink -- Do I look like a liquor store.
>
>22. No phone use, please -- don't want anyone calling back looking for
your
>dumb ass.
>
>***EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS***
>
>The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the
>agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of
this
>Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will
then be
>removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and
email
>list BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands
the
>rules.
>
>Participating partners: ____________________________
>____________________________
>
>Signatures: ____________________________ ____________________________
>
>
>Date:______________________
D.Chisolm C-28534
webmaster@sunraydesigns.com
http://www.sunraydesigns.com

[Deleted 0]

YEAH you silly beotch!!!
Now gets the fuck out!!!!!
Cyber, you have WAY TOO MUCH time on your hands, or is it in your hands???ooops, that is the other thing!!
Sorry,
Arohanui,
B
NZPF A-2584

[FreeflyPlaymate 0]

lol yahooo at last there's something the whining boys can sign lol I seriously printed that one up....it's about time someone else shared my philosophy lol
**BLUE ONES**
BITE ME.... :P

[miked10270 0]

Yes right -
and this is an agreement between the man and which one of his hands!!!!!!!!!!!??
IonaXXXX