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Is that MY FFF ???

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Hi guys, I've read a few of the posts here over the last couple of days/weeks and I'm just wondering.......Could FFF (the original) be the FreeFallFreak I once 'knew'. Is this the same tall romantic American sex-fiend I left behind??? If it is ....where are you? You said you'd come down under, to my country,...I'm still waiting....I still have the handcuffs.....and the leather....and a dungeon........pleeeeaassee

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DAMN Triple F, you really *DID* it this time! Dumbass!!! When are you going to learn????
LOL...sorry, but I have a feeling you deserve the handcuffs and whatever else is in store for you!! I personally don't expect to see you back for at least a week!! Starved, spanked, su***d...ok nevermind!!Let me just say that I applaud the actions of the dungeon mistress in advance! Pity the poor FFF...NOT!!
Smack!!!Sis
;) Isn't our little fraternity a beautiful thing?!!
"What we're all really seeking is something where we can feel the rapture of being alive."J.Campbell

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"Isn't our little fraternity a beautiful thing?!!"
would this mean that there is a sorority out there too?....mmmmm, a house full of sky chics! i want to jump at thier dz!
fff,
just tell her that one of my voices was still hanging around nd that is why you didn't remember right away! maybe she'll buy it......damn, i forgot she can read this too....doohhhh!
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Geez, skreamer, help me out here...I think I'm in trouble...

Look, FFF, this has got to stop!!! I am sick and tired of you offloading your swedish porno stars and australian aerobic instructors on me. The next distraught sex bunny who shows up on my door-step and says she will do *anything* if I will put in a good word for them with you - I'm just going to slam the door in her face. I won't be used like this or treated this way anymore dammit!!! I have feelings too you know...
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[drop till you party!]

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Too right he's in trouble. How could FFF forget??? SKYDIVE ATLANTA, 1999. Just how many girls has he screwed in the front of the twin otter?? And how often does that tongue get used to its full potential - only on the couch in the hangar, and the bunkbeds upstairs, or has he been around even more than that????? I couldn't care less - I just want that body.
FFF, you know who I am, you know what I bloody-well want.......we had plans.........now give it to me.......cum down here now..... ppllllleeeeeeeeeeaaaassssse
(Kylie)

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Hi Kylie,
It's been a long time, girl...How's things going?? I really haven't forgotten ya...My dog ate the paper that I had your address on...I swear...(hush,skreamer)...Send your address to me and I promise I'll get right back to ya...Oh yeah, how's your sister doing?? Not that it's any of my business or anything...Just thought I'd ask...And no dear, there has been no one but you that mattered...the others meant nothing...( Hush, Skreamer!)
FFF

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Hmmm.... Personally I'm going to reserve judgement on the whole "FFF=Sexgod" thing UNTIL I SEE A POST ON THE SUBJECT FROM SOMEONE I TRUST:o!
So far, it's ALL been from an anonymous source - let's wait until R-Chic has dumpster-dated him:D & then we'll know.
Of course girls, by then it may be too late!!
Mike D10270.

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Yeah, this is the first time I have heard someone actually saying he is a sex machine (besides himself)! I remember last fall, when he was talking about being a dirty old man, lonely, and all that jazz. Now suddenly he is John Holmes? right....:D rofl...
hehe, just joking around, FFF, don't get pissy!!
Smack!!Sis
"What we're all really seeking is something where we can feel the rapture of being alive."J.Campbell

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Hi Sis,
I didn't say anything about me being a sex machine nor a god...I am caught in the middle of all this and whoa...am I gonna catch hell...
With that said...Skreamer, I'm headed your way in August...A place called Leytonstone... save me a hiding place...Skyhawk...I'm gonna be in Melbourne in July...ditto on a safe hiding place...and Sharkie...Lodi in May...same thing...I've got places to stay.. but just in case, maybe a back up place to hide out in case I can't handle it all...wouldn't be such a bad idea...So ya'll come to the aid of a poor, spooked, dude that can't seem to remember names...
FFF

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Hi Sis,
Yeah... One other point... No-one has heard from RodeoChic since FFF asked her out on "that" date:$. Is she still in the grip of some sexual ecstasy? Or (as I suspect)... Is she so traumatised by the whole experience to post on how it went!? No one knows what effect his supplying the wrong flavour MD20/20 has had on her psyche:(! Did the dumpster lid crack her head as she attempted to leave? If so, has she regained consciousness? Did she suffer from an excess of meths & pass out while FFF (cad that he is) leave her in the dumpster when it was taken away to the landfill? Is R-Chic still wandering around lost, confused & suffering acute alcohol poisoning (Get the clear Meths you idiot, not the purple stuff) on some rubbish tip? When FFF was showing her the city did the poor girl fall off his window-cleaning gantry?
Perhaps he tried a quality date! IS R-Chic still washing dishes in a kitchen without an online computer? Why didn't FFF offer to work off the dinner bill? Did he abandon her in his efforts to score with a (anonymous:D) waitress?
Methinks FFF has a lot of questions to answer:P!
Hopefully, one day R-Chic will post if only to let us know she has recovered (or even just survived)!
Mike D10270.

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Hey Mike,
Well let me think on this a minute...to satisfy the requirements necessary to be considered a worthy man again he is going to have to be punished! I think Kylie needs to strip him naked, use some spare risers to tie him to the object of her choice, preferably one that is hard and uncomfortable...and devise some new uses for the three-ring release...except in his case, not used to release anything! (use your imagination here)
He must show the proper respect to his mistress, and follow all of her instructions exactly and willfully. It is up to her to decide what tools she shall need...items made of stainless steel or leather are likely in order.
He has a lot to make up for, so we shouldn't be expecting him to come back from down under for awhile!
Sis
"What we're all really seeking is something where we can feel the rapture of being alive."J.Campbell

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Sharkie...Lodi in May

Lodi? Dude, that's NoCal...you gotta make the 5 hour...okay 4 hour trip down south. I mean, all the babes are here! Right girls? (Okay, most of them and they are my faves.) Yeah, it'll be a good day trip for ya, unless FFPM forgets her keys (for the handcuffs.):)

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Shark,
Oh Sh*t...Is that where FFPM is located?? Wow, I'm gonna be seeing someone else there...I never realized...Oh man, and she is calling for a naked jump, too...The one in Lodi is named Rachael (I think) and...Oh Sh*t...God, I gotta get an electronic address book to remind me of these things...
FFF

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