cyberskydive 0 #1 April 10, 2001 Doesnt matter whether you're religeous or not, this one is funny-LOLHave Faith> > > A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.> > > The teacher said it was physically impossible for a> > > whale to swallow a human because even though> > > they were a very large mammal their throat was> > > very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was> > > swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that> > > a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.> > > The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask> > > Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to> > > hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."D.Chisolm C-28534webmaster@sunraydesigns.comhttp://www.sunraydesigns.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #2 April 10, 2001 Doh! That's funny :) LOL!Pammi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #3 April 10, 2001 That's good! ------------Blue Skies!Zennie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doasfu 0 #4 April 10, 2001 I'll be haning in the skydiver's only section of hell, and it'll be quite the blast. Any other non-believers care to join me?Dan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #5 April 10, 2001 DanAfter four consecutive rained out weekends, I think I am there already.../s[drop till you party!] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cacophony 0 #6 April 10, 2001 It will be the coolest section of hell. We will have the widest variety of people and the greatest stories to talk about. I can't wait!! Oh, hang on a sec, yes I can wait!! Nevermind.Safe landings,Alex D-23912 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greg 0 #7 April 10, 2001 QuoteIt will be the coolest section of hell.I had a vision of hot beer, fog, high winds, and no jump bunnies. If its hell it cant be fun!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cacophony 0 #8 April 11, 2001 Good point Greg. Maybe it will be heaven then. Infinite altitude, although that might get boring after a while because it would take all of the thrill out of it. Invincibility which means that bouncing could be a fun thing. You wouldn't have to worry about low hooks or anything like that either. No long rides up to altitude in a broken down tiny plane. No hypoxia or the smell of jet fuel. Everyone would be the best skydiver. Wait a second. This is starting to sound bad. The risk involved, jump planes, and hard work is what makes the sport exciting and fun. Perhaps it is hell after all!!Safe landings,Alex D-23912 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
