Dude! I really AM crazy!

[Dirtsucks 0]

I’ve been looking at this sight, www.mentalhealth.com, and it turns out that I have a huge list of things wrong with my head. Just for fun, check it out. Go to the disorders list and read the descriptions, and see how you measure up. I fit the bill perfectly for 10 of them (so far, I’m still looking ). Now somebody just tell me why I find my realization of my insanity to be so hilarious!
P.S. Don’t tell anybody, I can’t skydive in a padded cell !
Josh

[ramon 0]

If you did not have any of those you would probably be a very boring person....or a vegetable.
bloo skies
ramon

[ramon 0]

Wow I am an enthusiast now.
I must be obsesive Comulsive, but not chronicly so likes some other posters

rmaon

[fruce 0]

Hey Dirt……..

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and it turns out that I have a huge list of things wrong with my head. Just for fun, check it out. Go to the disorders list and read the descriptions, and see how you measure up.

Ok, here I am, once more, helping to give you guidance. Look dude, not every guy is endowed with a 6+ inch tool…… it’s genetics (ask biology boy). So, it’s not that there are things wrong, it’s just that your disorder, which is called “corkscrewitis” makes your tool look like a wine opener. Measuring it ain’t going to make it better, it’s like trying to pull out a spring, ya gotta be careful or you just might hurt yourself permanently.
If I were you, I’d ask some of the chics on this post if they have ever seen that disorder before……….
fruce
http://www.fruce.com

[SkySlut 0]

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-Slut
"I'll jump anything!"

[miked10270 0]

Hi Dirtsucks,
So finally you realise you're "Clinically Sane"!!! If we all didn't have our insanities to fall back on we'd all go mad.
Mike D10270.

[Deleted 0]

Thanks Fruce. You’ve really helped me out. I will be ashamed no longer!!!

[Dirtsucks 0]

Ooops, that was me. Must be the ADD.

[Zennie 0]

Hrm shit according to fuck this I ass have goddammit Tourettes.
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Blue Skies!
Zennie

[skymama 37]

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Hrm shit according to fuck this I ass have goddammit Tourettes.

LOL!! Too funny, Zennie! You made my diet coke go up my nose with that one!
Hey, is that a disorder on that site? Maybe I can claim Worker's Comp...

[slotperfect 7]

I'm schizophrenic and so am I!
Respectfully,
SP

[VivaHeadDown 0]

According to that site, I'm NOT ADD! Now what am I going to use as a scapegoat?

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According to that site, I'm NOT ADD! Now what am I going to use as a scapegoat?

You can always pretend.

[Dirtsucks 0]

Oh my god!! I just found out that I’m delirious too! Haaa Haaaa!! It’s awesome to be crazy! There really is an excuse for me ! Man, those psychologists, they really know it all don’t they? Just one jump, then it all becomes clear…
Ecstatic in insanity - Josh

[wingnut 0]

i'm sorry for you all. i'll make a special place for you to jump. a padded cell? well i'll build you all a nice wind tunnel to "jump" in....now how well can you free fly? cuz that's all you'll be doing with a strait jaket on!.....don't worry i'll come visit you all every once in a while...it'll be sort of hard though seeing as i'm going to rule the world because i am the "WINGNUT".
was dilusions of grandure on there?
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