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"So, Merrick, going to get an apron that matches your rig???"

ROFL - Man, who told you.... we generally only like to bring the apron out on "kinky S&M night." See, there's regular old "S&M night" and "kinky S&M night" in the Loveland household! ;)
And if she want's to let you believe that she TRAINED me... well, then who am I to stand between a beautiful woman & her dream (read: fantasy)! However, ask her the real reason that the "younger" man managed to nail her down, when none of the near-deads could manage to do it (or at least do it right)! :)
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"Merrick is a lucky guy! Although I am definitely a lucky guy too to have my sweet Laura! She is so smart, pretty and skydives. "It just doesn't get any better than this."

Man, you have no idea... I'm so incredibly lucky to have this woman. She's beautiful, smart, funny, sexy, she skydives, and she lets me skydive... to quote, well, you mountainman - "it just doesn't get any better than this!!!" :)"Peace & Blu Skyzz!"
Merrick

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And if she want's to let you believe that she TRAINED me... well, then who am I to stand between a beautiful woman & her dream (read: fantasy!

I don't know Merrick. We've been married about the same amount of time, and I'm not sure that it's still a dream/fantasy.:)I am starting to believe that I've been had in by her. But hey, as long as we keep skydiving and things are good, who cares??
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Man, you have no idea... I'm so incredibly lucky to have this woman. She's beautiful, smart, funny, sexy, she skydives, and she lets me skydive... to quote, well, you mountainman - "it just doesn't get any better than this!!!"

Hmmm.....all I think of to say is "True dat!" Heh heh heh
Hasta los cielos azules
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*phew* That was less painful then I thought it'd be from Merrick after my 'trained' comments :D Hey Brandon...where is that sweet wife of yours anyway? She needs to be on these forums too...I'd love to meet her!
Pammi
"The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live."
-Joan Borysenko

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Skreamer,
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHA...TRAINED !!!! APRON????? Woooo--Hooooooo!!!
To match the rig??? Heeee-hheeeeee!!!!!! Wow, I LOVE this...Hey Merrick...hee-hee...Trained??? Bwaaaaaaaahahahahaha...Pammi, I love you....God, I love you... tee-hee-hee-hee...gotta' clean my keyboard, monitor, tower, table and wall now...just trashed it with Pepsi through the nose...snicker-snicker-tee-hee-bwaaahahaha...
FFF

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Hey Brandon...where is that sweet wife of yours anyway? She needs to be on these forums too...I'd love to meet her!


Hey Pammi...she finally made an account for this, but hasn't used it yet. Maybe I can get her on here and start getting to know all of these wonderful people! :)We are both going to be doing AFF/tandem progression this summer and cannot wait to start jumping. She is really cool though. She even wants to jump Bridge Day when we get good enough. My mom lives in CO, and we go pretty close to OK on the way there, so maybe one of these days we'll all jump a 4-way...heh heh heh.
Blue skies!
NEW AND IMPROVED!!!
http://home.woh.rr.com/brandonandlaura/

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did pammi "train" merrick right? he is not responding to his "training". or did she say "bad boy" and he is not allowed to use the computer. where are you marrick? are you in the kitchen licking the dishes clean? do u have your apron on? here, boy.

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"did pammi "train" merrick right?"

Most definitely!!! ;)
Sorry for the delay in response, I didn't get all my chores finished until late last night (you know... fix the toilet, fix the lawn-mower, mow the grass, lick pam's.. oh, uhhh ;)). Once I'd completed all menial tasks and hung my apron on the rack next to the J4 I got on my knees and begged Mistress Pamela to let me respond.... With a crack of the cat-o-nine-tails and a stilletto heal stuck in the back of my hand, she responded with a healthy, "Ask me again, but this time do it right!"
"May I please rebut any off-colored comments about my training that may be collecting on the forums Mistress Pamela??"
"NO, YOU MAY NOT. My boots are still dirty, and you still haven't taken the restraints off the bedposts!"
"Yes Mistress Pamela!" ;)
"When you've finished with that, you will come back to me and await further instruction!"
"Yes Mistress Pamela!"
So, as you can imagine, I was completely exhausted upon completion of all of my nightly tasks... I now must go back to bed to recuperate, for simply writing this response has exhausted what little energy she had left me with! :S
"Peace & Blu Skyzz!"
Merrick

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