Why you shouldn't date American chicks!

[skreamer 1]

Click here!
'Is that a gun in your bra or are you just happy to see me?'

/s

[Dutchboy 0]

You should come down to Georgia. I live just outside Kennesaw, Georgia. Kennesaw has an interesting law. If you live there you are required to own a gun and be trained in it's use. For some strange reason, they have the lowest crime rate in the state.

[SkySlut 0]

Your kidding me...Man, I thought I live in the sticks...shheeesh!
-Slut
"I'll jump anything!"

[PalmettoTiger 1]

You don't live in the boonies unless your mail is delivered not by one of those right-hand drive US mail jeeps, but by a beat-up station wagon with two NRA emblems and a bumper sticker that says "US Postal Service."
Blues, squares,
PTiger

[SkySlut 0]

We got those at our DZ!!! One of the only really cool thing about having a DZ that is in Maine is that the town doesnt have any cops...which is really nice!!!
-Slut
"I'll jump anything!"

[leapinlizard 0]

Damn. that's cool. I need to get me one of those.
Oh, the blue skies are calling me back again!!!

[skydiverkaz 0]

I agree! How cool... gotta get me one o' them!!!

[Pammi 0]

LOL! That's pretty cool!
By the way, the sign of really growing up in hicksville is the shotgun by the backdoor :) I grew up on a farm with typical 'country' parents who always kept the hunting gun where prospective boyfriends could see it. Mom even pulled it on one of em once who came to the house causing problems. The guy was lucky I stopped her! LOL! Gotta love it!
Pammi
"The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live."
http://trak.to/skydivechick

[PalmettoTiger 1]

There's some joke e-mail floating around, can't find it right now, but it's about a father's lecture to his daughter's date. It ends something like "Son, I have a 12 gauge, 40 acres, and a shovel. You won't be found, and I doubt you'll even be missed."
Blues, squares,
PTiger

[wingnut 0]

well i didn't grup in the "sticks" but i was out in the country a little bit....when i went to basic training for the air force the training instuctors would sometimes read of the senders adress when they handed (more like tried to peg us in the head) us our mail. there were some that didn't even have a street name just a rual rout number. now that's out there!!!!!

"if dreams are like movies, then memories are like films about ghosts"-counting crows

[freefallfreak 0]

P-Tig,
I don't know where in S.C. you live, but we don't have mail delivery...The Post Office, however, does have two NRA stickers and a decal saying "Post Office" on it...and to top it off, if all the guns that were carried on the inside were carried on the outside, this place would look like Dodge City in the 1800's...but we have no crime...
FFF

[weid14 0]

growing up, you could put our family name and town on the enevlope and it would get there no problem. In town you could just write someones name on it and it would proably get delivered. yes, I did live in the sticks.