Eureka! The cure for skydiving issues!

[Pammi 0]

This is hilarious! Ran across subliminal tapes for skydivers: HERE
"SKYDIVING verbatim suggestions: “You are excellent at skydiving. Your strategy is perfect. You naturally make the right moves. You excel at skydiving, each time and every time. It is all so easy for you now. Anywhere, anyplace, each and every time....."
That's what I need!! LOL!!
Pammi
"The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live."
http://trak.to/skydivechick

[froggie 0]

pammi,
thats hilarious! now, do they have a tape that goes like this: "you can do a PLF landing. You are good at the PLF landings. you wont land on your feet and then flop onto your belly while you slide across the landing area anymore. PLF landings are better. You can do a PLF landing... " ? ROF. cause thats what i need! lol
froggie

[mountainman 0]

sheesh....sounds like water to me. I have to pee now too for some reason..hmmNEW AND IMPROVED!!!
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[SpeedRacer 1]

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sheesh....sounds like water to me. I have to pee now too for some reason..hmm

“You are excellent at peeing. Your strategy is perfect. You naturally make the right moves. You excel at peeing, each time and every time. It is all so easy for you now. Anywhere, anyplace, each and every time....."
Speed Racer

[mountainman 0]

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You are excellent at peeing. Your strategy is perfect. You naturally make the right moves. You excel at peeing, each time and every time. It is all so easy for you now. Anywhere, anyplace, each and every time....."

Ahh....Ahh.....Ahh.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. There she goes. Thanks SR. Ahh. *dribble dribble* *shake shake* *zip*
Man, that helped!
NEW AND IMPROVED!!!
http://home.woh.rr.com/brandonandlaura/

[Kris 0]

BWAHAHAHA! Thanks Pam, that was probably one of the weirdest things I have seen in a while.
Well, except for the time...errr, ummm, ahem. Nevermind. :)

[Pammi 0]

Hey now Kris...now keep those stories to yourself if they involve me at least! If they don't...then I wanna hear! (Of course, we still 'get to see' Kevin do a nudie jump, perhaps this weekend...that might qualify in the top 10 weird category! It at least qualifies that he really *does* have more balls then me! hehe)
Pam
"The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live."
http://trak.to/skydivechick

[Kris 0]

Youch! I really hope he has more balls than you or you'll have some explaining to do to Merrick. :) Might I suggest the book "I have two daddies" for your children?
As for seeing Kevin naked, I'll be there in spirit but I'll keep a red-hot poker ready for my retina's in case I don't look away fast enough.
Too bad you & Merrick don't live in the city. I just got back from Dinner & pool with Kevin, Larry & Tony. You and Merrick really should have been there, it was a blast.
See you this weekend,
Kris

[Merrick 0]

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"I'll keep a red-hot poker ready for my retina's in case I don't look away fast enough."

Bwahahaha.... just make sure you bring a few extra for my eys. When he told us he was going to do that last Saturday, I think that's the only time I welcomed those gusts we were getting all weekend! lol

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"Too bad you & Merrick don't live in the city."

Yeah I kind of wish we did, sounds like you guys had a pretty good time. Pam's been trying to get me to move for several months now, but I'm just not sure where I want to go! I lived in the City for a couple of years (94' & 95'), and wouldn't mind going back.... but Pam swears that if there's another tornado within 30 miles of you guys that she's not even going to go visit! lol Ahhh well, we'll figure it out! See ya this weekend Kris!
"Peace & Blu Skyzz!"
Merrick