huffermoose 0 #1 April 28, 2001 I was just thinking when screamer fairy ahem wingnut and benw go to texel when we get to amsterdam we should have a crap chat up lines competition.any ideas for good chat up lines i heard one not to long ago and it goes like this(titanic theme) madam I am dressed in my best and ready to go on you !heres 10P (10 cents) love ring your parents and tell them your not going home tonight!!and other obnoxious ones like thatmoose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #2 April 28, 2001 Hi Moose,How about "Isee you speak English.... Are you english or are you one of those easy foreign sluts?"Perhaps best delivered while wearing a Z1 or Oxygyn...Mike D10270. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #3 April 28, 2001 Hey Moose, try this one: "I've got a dick. Want to see it?" QuotePerhaps best delivered while wearing a Z1 or Oxygyn...AY! MIKE! Not a good idea. Haven't you seen the disclaimers on those helmets? The manufacturers seem to think they can't stop anything stronger than a Rodriguez Brother blowing ass! (Hee hee.. pfffffffbbbbbtttt "7k, set your altimeters")Blues, squares,PTiger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #4 April 28, 2001 chat up lines?????....ahhhhh. ya mean pick up lines for us americans...we're not so fast with thenglish speaking crowd here. we only like to speak american. well there are your more corny ones.....and this happens to be my fav.if i told you "you had a nice body" would you hold it against me?there are so many lame ones out there to......i just like to tell them my "duck joke" they get a kick out of it and it either starts a conversation or they walk abway thinking i need mental help....i recently learned how to tell it in german too..."if dreams are like movies, then memories are like films about ghosts"-counting crows Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
