Pick-up lines

[PalmettoTiger 1]

For all of you who need help with pick-up lines (weren't some of you asking about lines to use at Texel?), I have found a solution. Let me know how the testing goes!! Blues, squares,
PTiger

[huffermoose 0]

got anything a bit simpler????

[cyberskydive 0]

Simple?? What could be more simple then, "hey babe- wanna #$%^?"
D.Chisolm C-28534
webmaster@sunraydesigns.com
http://www.sunraydesigns.com

[SpeedRacer 1]

One of the lines it generated was: "There must be more to you than your ass." LOL!! A lot of the other ones didn't make much sense.
OK, as long as this is the title of the thread, let's hear some of your favorite sleazy pickup lines:
That dress looks good on you. Ya know where it would look even better? On my bedroom floor!
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Hey baby, you wanna ride? Jump in, I'll just clear off a place for you to sit down!!<>
Speed Racer
Brew Skies

[Deleted 0]

do u wash those pants in Windex? Because I been seeing myself in them all night long!

[cameramonkey 0]

or if you are from Kentucky...
"Hey, arent we related?"

[cameramonkey 0]

OMFG!!!!! that site is hilarious... I ended up with...
You know what they say about a nun with healthy armpits.
I'm drunk but, but that's a nice cornhole- you selling timeshares?
I actually might use the first one... its funny enough to probably work.

[Greg 0]

Hows about:
Hey baby, you must have a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.

[SkySlut 0]

Here are some good ones...
"Is that a keg in your pants, cuz I would sure love to tap that ass!"
"If you were a squirrel...would you mind if I hid my nuts in your hole?"
"If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Thanksgiving...would you mind if I visited you in between the holidays?"
Best of luck to those who attempt to use these...you are probably going to get slapped 9 times out of 10, but that one that you get is probably going to be a keeper...at least for the night anyways...
-Slut
"I'll jump anything!"

[PLFKING 4]

Hey folks --
When I was into the bar scene (twenty years ago !) my best friend would use this line on perfect strangers....." Honey, I would eat your shit for a mile, just to see where it came from !"
I could never use that line myself, but it worked for him about 30% of the time....never ceased to amaze me !
Don A-38283
(just got my license confirmation yesterday -- been dying to use it !)

[Kris 0]

Naw, you have to stick with the mushy stuff. Remember, women are romantics at heart. That why I always use the sensitive, politically correct line which goes something like, "Nice shoes, wanna' f*ck?"
Kriszilla
(Uh-oh, I can see the ladies lining up with baseball bats now... Gotta go.)