freaksister 0 #1 May 22, 2001 Top ten things men understand about wonmen:1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.hahahahahahahahaha! so true so true!"What we're all really seeking is something where we can feel the rapture of being alive."J.Campbell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #2 May 22, 2001 Ha ha ha ha! The funniest bit....IT'S TRUE!! As I manage to keep proving to myself time after time...B.Edited by BenW on 5/22/01 06:13 AM. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #3 May 22, 2001 what are you trying to say??????Kia Kaha,PykeNZPF A-2584 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyberskydive 0 #4 May 22, 2001 let it go bros and sistahs....spread the love-lmfaoD.Chisolm C-28534webmaster@sunraydesigns.comhttp://www.sunraydesigns.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyberskydive 0 #5 May 22, 2001 What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?ANSWER AT NOONIF YOU KNOW DONT TELLD.Chisolm C-28534webmaster@sunraydesigns.comhttp://www.sunraydesigns.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #6 May 22, 2001 What a tease you are! You're just like those news promos that say things like, "what do you eat that's shortening your lifespan? Find out at 5:00"! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
R00tj00se 0 #7 May 22, 2001 The answer to this could get you a black eye cyber... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyberskydive 0 #8 May 22, 2001 Those of you who know me know this is only a joke :)What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?Nothing shes already been told twice D.Chisolm C-28534webmaster@sunraydesigns.comhttp://www.sunraydesigns.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 #9 May 22, 2001 Hay Sis!!Subject: "his sister"A few minutes before Sunday services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the frontentrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman, who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"The man replied, "Yep, sure do.""Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked."Nope, sure ain't." said the man."Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan."Don't doubt it for a minute." returned the old man, in an even tone."Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity??" persisted Satan."Yep." was the calm reply."And you're still not afraid??" asked Satan."Nope."More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."hee hee,,,Billy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #10 May 22, 2001 D, It's gone!I was trying to be funny!!!Kia Kaha,PykeNZPF A-2584 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #11 May 22, 2001 haha, that was funny Pyke! And to answer all of you, yes its all so TRUE isn't it!Sometimes I actually feel sorry for men because of this!! LOL Of course that doesn't last long! heheSis"What we're all really seeking is something where we can feel the rapture of being alive."J.Campbell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cacophony 0 #12 May 23, 2001 Hey girls, did you ever stop to think that most of you just don't know what you want, and therefore no guy can figure out your constant changing of ideas and moods? Just a thought. This doesn't reflect anything about my girl, its just a general statement.Safe landings,Alex D-23912 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #13 May 23, 2001 Cacophony,Did you know that a woman's mind ought to be the cleanest thing in the world?? After all, they change it so often...tee-hee...(ducking under the flames and running)...FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #14 May 23, 2001 Ok, Dan!!!Whats a skydiver without a girlfriend?Homeless. Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnnhttp://www.AirAnn.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dutchboy 0 #15 May 23, 2001 QuoteWhats a skydiver without a girlfriend?Homeless. OK then Ann, or you homeless or a lesbian? The Dutchboyhttp://www.geocities.com/ppolstra Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyberskydive 0 #16 May 23, 2001 LMFAO- ANN, thats just because all the skydivers you know live with you- lmfao - heheD.Chisolm C-28534webmaster@sunraydesigns.comhttp://www.sunraydesigns.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #17 May 25, 2001 well since its kinda sexist i guess this is thew best place to tell it...what was the smartest thing ever to come out of a womans mouth...answer--(ow, this might hurt)Einsteins'... (well i guess you get the idea)JT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
