Melanie 0 #1 May 28, 2001 I'm gonna be the "student" on a fake AFF jump next week, any suggestions on how to best shake off and surprise the two "instructors" holding me on each side?Cheers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huffermoose 0 #2 May 28, 2001 our c.c.i pretends to be a village priest on the way up to altitude when he is acting as a fake aff student, he really winds them up then usually jumps out early and go hurtling across the sky i´ve seen the videos it´s quite amusing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #3 May 28, 2001 Are they both blokes?Why not take a very firm (but unorthodox) *grip* on each of them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BPO 0 #4 May 28, 2001 --Why not take a very firm (but unorthodox) *grip* on each of them?--Betcha they daren't PULL the cord!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 643 #5 May 28, 2001 Start with simple mistakes and over the course of a dozen jumps get progressively worse. For example, on the first dive forget to "check in" with one of the instructors, then do something that vaguely resembles the normal exit count. On your second dive together insert pauses into the normal exit count and exit with your feet on your butt. Keep your feet on your butt until they give you the correct signals. By the end of your dozen jumps together you can avoid eye contact in the door and just fall out, grab your ankles and tumble until they give you the correct signals. Though you may not enjoy the signals.Just yesterday afternoon, I was doing the last dive on a Progressive Freefall Instructors' Course. As my fake student and I spun through 4,000' he continued to ignore my shakes and shouts so I bit him on the butt. When he still didn't respond, I tossed his pilotchute. I passed the course, but his wife is getting suspicious! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
