skreamer 1 #1 May 29, 2001 Emma, BenW and myself have been tasked with some very important research work for the BPA. We have been asked to do a study of wing-loadings of female skydivers in the UK. Before we can visit Hinton later this month, we need some important info from yourself :The height, main canopy size and wing-loading of all single and/or available female skydivers at Hinton.Should any of these loadings be in the region of 1:1 or higher and involve a Manta, we will be requesting the assistance of our esteemed colleague, Dr. Moooose.Please advise.Dr. SkreamerBPA A-101931Dr. BenWBPA B-101724 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #2 May 29, 2001 Indeed Dr. Skreamer,This is very important work that requires an in depth study of the Hinton females.I congratulate you in the professional manner and the candid nature under which I am sure you will conduct this important clinical research....Dr. BenWB101724 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattb 0 #3 May 29, 2001 Is it just height and weight you need to know or does bust size play a role too? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grogs 0 #4 May 29, 2001 Hey guys, I can understand why Skreamer, BenW, and Huffermoose (for the umm... higher wing-loadings) would be involved in this research, but why Emma? Is there something we should know? You might also want to investigate whether or not they have problems with the chest strap, umm... presenting problems with certain appendages their chest region. Very important knowledge for the future of the rig design. BTW, totally off topic, but how do they do the license numbers there in the UK? Do they just add your BPA number after the type of license, or are there really 100,000+ B license holders in the UK? (seems pretty unlikely with the bloody awful weather you have on that Isle) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #5 May 29, 2001 You gets the same number for all your licenses, just the preceding letter changes. ie. A110011, B110011, C110011 and D110011.Easy huh??As for Emma and checking out the Hinton females - I think she needs checking also... Just in the interest of science you understand! B. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #6 May 29, 2001 Jeez guys! Well, I jump a PD 230 and I load it at 1.3, cos I like to get some really fast, gnarly swoops out of the leedle beeetch over the hangar.....The CCI said I should really upsize, but I aint scared, heh heh...It looks especially cool with my sexy, skin-tight hot-pink fast-fall jumpsuit and purple helmet ....Mmmmm... Wow, are we ever one shit-hot se-e-e-exxxxy bunch of babes....I'm the skinny one in the team, I have to wear lead when I jump with the other girls, cos i can have a tendency to float a bit compared with them....Come on down boys, we'll show you a few tricks Em Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #7 May 29, 2001 BTW, Grogs, chest straps tend to be ok, but we do often experience problems with our flaps....perhaps you could ...adjust them for us? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #8 May 29, 2001 Uhh Grogs you haven't been paying attention have you? Emma jumps at Hinton, BenW and myself are planning a visit there later this month, which is why we need the *raw* data for our research from Emma. Hmm, yes, Drs. Skreamer and BenW do agree with the necessity of chest strap measurements too - most important. Emma could you please provide those too? (although we will gladly be providing hand measurements when we make our rounds at Hinton...).Re. BPA licenses, yes the nr. stays the same, you just change the letter (much easier to remember than that silly yank system). And I can think of 41 reasons in the last 10 weeks to disagree with you about the local weather...Dr. SkreamerBPA A-101931 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #9 May 29, 2001 A pd230 loaded at 1.3 lbs/ft^2?? That gives you an exit weight of 299lbs?? Man, you da bomb!! No wonder the other girls have gotta wear weight!! Bwaa haah haahhahahah!!! A wingloading of 0.7 gives you an exit weight of 161lbs or 11st 5lbs with your gear.So, which are you? 161 lbs out the door or 299 lbs (21 and a bit stone) outta da door?Just *interested*.....B Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #10 May 29, 2001 QuoteIt looks especially cool with my sexy, skin-tight hot-pink fast-fall jumpsuit and purple helmet You and Ben have matching outfits!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #11 May 29, 2001 I know lover, I did the maths.......21 and a bit, dahhhling......and I actually said that I have to wear the lead, the other girlies have a wee bit more weight on them than skinny old me ....That's why our team name is The Anvils. Still up for it babes? We can't wait! mmmmmm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #12 May 29, 2001 What the hell, I am so there! (about our rodeo dive though Emma, please don't hurt me - I'm fragile....)/sPS Ben have you seen Roadtrip? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #13 May 29, 2001 Woohoo!!! We'll just bring the Moose with us!!We're gonna have ourselves a lil' party!! Anybody else gonna come?? I'm afraid to go by myself...BE, you jump a 135 sabre, so the PD230 was a little white lie..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #14 May 29, 2001 Cool, you jump a sabre 135 loaded at 2.21!!!! I'm in love with you already big momma!!! /sPS nice bit of cyber-stalking checking her profile Ben - v. impressed! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #15 May 29, 2001 Arse! The Sabre scuppered me good n proppa! I always was shit at lying......(Damn damn DAMN!)Guess we might see you there some time then? (Don't be scared heh he )Em Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #16 May 29, 2001 I learned everything I know from you dude!! B Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #17 May 29, 2001 *sniff* That's beautiful man, wanna play Dungeons 'n Dragons, watch Star Trek reruns and talk motherboards at my place later? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #18 May 29, 2001 Nah...We did that last weekend. How 'bout we laugh at wingi's video again!!!???B Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #19 May 29, 2001 Star Trek rocks, Jean-Luc Picard is a god. That's all I have to say on the matter. Huh. Piss-takin' philistines...emma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #20 May 29, 2001 up my noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #21 May 29, 2001 RUN FOR COVER!! Here comes Big Momma Emma and her case of Star Trek vids...!Aaarrgghhh!! Save us Jean-Luc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #22 May 29, 2001 Big Momma Emma's motto : Eat long and prosper!So, Emma, will there even be place in the Let for Ben and myself when your big, oops, I meant 4-way team is onboard?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #23 May 29, 2001 Nah, Skreamer, it's gotta be "We come in Peace. Eat to kill!" B Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #24 May 29, 2001 We have to use a Hercules for team training love, we like to take a few nibbles up for the ride to altitude, the whole burger van if possible actually, just in case we get peckish, y'know....But you can sit on my...knee, if you like E Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #25 May 29, 2001 Bwa ha hahahhahahahah!! ROFLMAO!Skreamer dude! Emma's gonna EAT you alive!! Ha ha haaaa!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
