skreamer 1 #1 May 28, 2001 And it freakin' hurt!!! Friday night at the camp-site, I was supervising Ben, wingi and moose putting up the tent (with a beer in my hand). It got a bit boring watching them work, so I decided to wear my sleeping-bag. So, I was walking around the camp-site with my feet sticking out the bottom (where your head normally sticks out) when Ben trips me up and I hit the earth with a whack. Then while I was lying there trapped in my sleeping bag, Ben and moose tried to kick me in the gangoolies!!! - why does this kind of thing always happen to me???Then that evening in the pub, Ben took MY pen and paper that I got from the bar-maid (she gave it to ME) and then he wouldn't give it back (even after I asked nicely). So I started biting him in the arm to get it back, then he started biting me in the head. The harder I bit his arm, the harder he bit my head, then I thought I was bleeding (but it was only Ben's gob) so I stopped (also because I am more mature than Ben). So now my mom says if Ben ever bites me in the head again then he is not allowed to come and play at my house!!!/s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #2 May 28, 2001 How can someone be so dumb as to incapacitate themselves by putting a sleeping bag over their head and then start running around the campsite without being able to see or, indeed, defend themselves????Skreamer, it was only a soft bang on the head with a *small* planet... Man, that was freakin' funny!!! Laugh? I almost wet my pants! "Mum, William is biting me!! "Bite him back then Dear..." "mmfff mmf mmmfmffff mffm mffffmmm mmmfff!!!! "Mum!! Williams put his scalp in my mouth and is making me bite him!!" "That's it, play nicely dear...." Bwaa haa hah haaaahhhahahahah!Just ask Skreamer about the rabbit.... Photos on the way!B."ON MY SHOES!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #3 May 28, 2001 Yep, then ask moose about his shoe....(its a nice shoe, its his shoe, its a wet shoe...)waaaaahahahahahhahahahaha/sPS if that bunny counts, then I was the only one who got any the whole weekend!woo-hoo!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #4 May 28, 2001 "All your shoes are belong to us!!" MOOOOOOOSE!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #5 May 28, 2001 I wasn't scared, because I can kick anybody's ass penguin-style...kaa-kaa-kaaaaaa!!!!! kaa-kaa-kaaaaaa!!!!!!All your ankles are belong to us!!/s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #7 May 28, 2001 That is truely hysterical humor. I enjoyed that.Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnnhttp://www.AirAnn.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #8 May 28, 2001 don't wory folks i got the whole sleeping bag incedent on camera...... a few day and they will be online!!!!!!! as for shoes...didn't you wake up with a whole bunch of shoes around your head benw?????? includeing mooooose's ah, nicely wetted shoe??????"if dreams are like movies, then memories are like films about ghosts"-counting crows Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hellian 0 #9 May 28, 2001 moose pissed on his shoe? lmfao.heh, i'm worried about taking this laddy to spain with me now Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #10 May 28, 2001 no moose didn't piss on his shoe, he got atacked from a skreaming maniac that was expelling liquids out his ..... and i had forgoten about the rabit....that pic should also come out well!!!"if dreams are like movies, then memories are like films about ghosts"-counting crows Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #11 May 28, 2001 "I have the right to remain silent..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huffermoose 0 #12 May 28, 2001 however i do not for the record skreamer went for mr hopalong (i.e me) who obviously couldn´t hop fast enough as i felt the pitter patter of screer pissing on my shoes luckily he didn´t aim higher, yep benw woke up at 2 am with an earwig running around his face and and pairs of shoes lyinfg around his even my ammonia stained ones ohhh by the way don´t try cement mixers i was in the bar and i had the door open within seconds ready for an escape an vomit path but i held it down thank god. ask wingnut about his 3rd degree burns experiance with gflaming sambucas bwahahahahahmooooooose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #13 May 28, 2001 Quoteask wingnut about his 3rd degree burns experiance with gflaming sambucas bwahahahahahYep, got a pic of that one! Or how about when you stayed behind at the bar to try and seduce the bar-lady with your rapists wit and we stripped your room of EVERYTHING!!! (did we give you the light-bulb back?)/s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huffermoose 0 #14 May 28, 2001 mind you u still opened the door after me drumming the ride of the valkyries on your door for half an hour then i believe came the " up my nosssssssssssse " momenti believemoooooooose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #15 May 28, 2001 no, I think it was more like "UP myyy noooooooooose!!!!" rotflmfaopimpI'm sorry, but 3 days later that is still cracking me up - and the part beforehand when he was still passed out, but squirming his face like a lab rat having its testicles spliced - man, that was funny!!!"up my noooooooooooose" (on the video you can hear me using it as a count in the plane UP -MY -NOOOOOOOSE!!!!)/sPs moooose what are you doing on the net, why aren't you getting pissed on the beach and letching at hot little 18 year olds in string bikinis??? (loser) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huffermoose 0 #16 May 28, 2001 girona is not by the beach empuria is thats where im off to tommorow just need to pick up the totty befor going on to empuria she´s going to do a tandem so i hope i get on the same load as her i´ll really wind her upp heeee heee plus the internet cafe´s on the main drag i´ve got a beer in my hand and i can watch all the totty go by as wellyeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaa empuria here i comemoooooooooose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tee 0 #17 May 28, 2001 Boy did I miss out on a...for lack of a better word.... interesting weekend!!!! Sounds like you boyz needed some spankings....Sis and us other dz.com girls could have come in handy Tee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #18 May 28, 2001 QuoteSounds like you boyz needed some spankings....Sis and us other dz.com girls could have come in handy note to self: pay for dz.com chics to fly to europe........."up my nooooossssseeeee" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #19 May 29, 2001 Sounds like a wild and fun weekend!!! Sis, I and Merrick had some fun Saturday night also :) Had a great time out partying...and for the record...telling a rude gentleman who won't who won't back off from your friend you're her girlfriend and gonna kick his a$$ seems to work! Hehe :) So what's up with the rabbit??? I have a battery operated one myself that hasn't been necessary since Merrick and I moved in together, but was a fun gift until then :) You enjoyed one of those too eh Skreamer? Or was this more of the warm fuzzy variety? EW!"The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live." http://trak.to/skydivechick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #20 May 29, 2001 it was more the stuffed viriety tied to a car "bonnete". god help us if he has a rabbit like yours pammi!!!"up my nooooossssseeeee" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #21 May 29, 2001 I know a guy named Rabbitt, I bet it was him. He is a funny kinda guy. I know you would like him.Clear Blue and Extra Alt, AirAnnhttp://www.AirAnn.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #22 May 29, 2001 Then there was the whole "caught on camera" moment under canopy...Wingnut and Mr Stinky/floaty had just finished a two way; Wingi was following Stinky under canopy capturing the kodak moment. So... Stinky does a right turn and goes under Wingi and what do you faintly hear as he sails off into the sunset???" UP MY NOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!! "Bwaa haaa haaaahhahahahah. That was FREAKIN' funny!B. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #23 May 29, 2001 Quotestuffed viriety tied to a car "bonneteYep, I tied the bunny to that bonnet and I stuffed it all right!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huffermoose 0 #24 May 29, 2001 woohoo have just finished my pre 2nd jump at empuria wow what a view tottally awsome the pyrenees and the sea very cool am off in a bit again take it easy boys and girls mooooooooooooooose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #25 May 29, 2001 ah yes, the "pre-second" jump is always cool!!! glad to hear your having a good time down there moooooose!!!"up my nooooossssseeeee" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
