PalmettoTiger 1 #1 May 24, 2001 OK folks, let's see what we can come up with!BAD: Your spouse keeps nagging you.WORSE: Your spouse keeps nagging you about life insurance.WORST: Your spouse keeps nagging you about life insurance, and your rigger won't look you in the eye anymore.BAD: You do some unintentional CRW.WORSE: You do some unintentional CRW with the DZO.WORST: You do some unintentional CRW with the DZO because you're both trying to dodge falling pieces of the jump plane.BAD: The jump pilot isn't watching where the plane is going.WORSE: The jump pilot isn't watching where the plane is going because he's staring at the fuel gauge.WORST: The jump pilot isn't watching where the plane is going because he's staring at the fuel gauge, muttering "Oh shit, not again..."BAD: You see lots of pie tins.WORSE: You see lots of pie tins in your buddy's gear bag.WORST: You see lots of pie tins in your buddy's gear bag, and no one will stand next to you.BAD: You hear the S&TA yelling.WORSE: You hear the S&TA yelling at the DZO.WORST: You hear the S&TA yelling at the DZO, "Go ahead, screw them! I don't care anymore."BAD: You go to a new DZ and they don't give you any waivers to sign.WORSE: You go to a new DZ and they don't give you any waivers to sign because they already have a file on you.WORST: You go to a new DZ and they don't give you any waivers to sign because they already have a file on you stamped "UNSAFE."Blues, squares,PTiger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #2 June 4, 2001 LOL!I missed this post completely...don't know how, but I did!hehe...I needed a good laugh today! What a crappy week, with a suitably lame end for it...until PT hooked me up with the laughs!! Thanks, my little Princeton sweetie!!ROFL,Sis"What we're all really seeking is something where we can feel the rapture of being alive."J.Campbell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #3 June 4, 2001 QuoteThanks, my little Princeton sweetie!!Hey I thought you said I was bigger than most guys you'd... forget I brought that up.But I am bigger, right? right? Blues, squares,PTiger*insert witty sig here* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #4 June 4, 2001 Uh, I never said that! LOLBesides, I don't even know your "size"!!!You can dream though, honey, you can dream. Better talk to Skreamer though, he might get jealous...LOL...Blues!Thy Sis"What we're all really seeking is something where we can feel the rapture of being alive."J.Campbell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
