Rainy day at the dropzone fix...

[froggie 0]

okay. so its saturday afternoon and its been raining on and off all day. Youre at the dz, 'working' and bored out of your mind. Want something fun to do?
Start off with a little soccer game. Move onto a 'keep the soccer ball up' game. After that gets tireing try creeper races with another person. When thats old try partner creeper races. Just make sure that your partner isnt named Liddy and doesnt get so excited that she races you to full speed and lets go while you soar right at a block of concrete. If your partner does let go after pushing you beyond the sound barrier dip an arm like you were going to do a turn and slide your arm across the pavement while turning away from the concrete. Stop about 2 inches away, Look at the cuts on your arm. Smile proudly.
Be bored for a few seconds before somebody (stacy!) magically suggests adding an extention cord to the mix. Be the one to volunteer to be on the creeper again. Tie the extention cord around the creeper and you. Give the other end to a crazy ass person. Have him or her run around spinning you madly around the area in front of the hanger. Did i mention that this area should be concrete also? Oh yeah, listen as manifest tells everybody that theres an 'interesting show' going on in front of the hanger, and this is what happens when skydivers get bored. Wave wildly at the shocked tandems, and scream like hell.
make sure that your partner aims you at the huge puddle that has gathered because of all the rain. Soaring sideways on the creeper do about 6 spins around and through the puddle. Finally , laughing so hard your crying, beg to stop. Untie the extention cord, apoligize to the dog you almost ran over, and slowely crawl off the creeper. Look down, betcha covered in puddle water huh?
Walk back over to the office, go inside and continue to work. When the boss mentions your 'creeper extention cord ride' smile at him and say "well, i needed a shower anyway" while pointing at your soaking wet front.
oh, this is big fun. everyone should do this once. and get video! Next weekend were repeating this again but this time ill have on knee and elbow pads, will actually be wearing shoes, and will have pants on. Also my 'new' protec. Cant wait. will try to get the video uploaded to the video vault. Lots of fun.
kel

[harro 0]

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and will have pants on.
Why spoil it with pants!!
Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly

[wingnut 0]

you were reading my mind harro!!!!!!!
glad to hear ya had a good time this weekend froggie........... now what cha complaining about being all wet for, i though frogs liked the water???????

"if dreams are like movies, then memories are like films about ghosts"-counting crows

[Doasfu 0]

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Why spoil it with pants!!

Words to live by, my friend.
Dan