Hump loadings

[PalmettoTiger 1]

I think Zennie was the first one to mention it, but the comments about my 11th jump story have spurred me to action. I've put a little indicator on my website (located here) that shows just how much fun I had on the weekend. Yes folks, it's the premiere of the DZ.com Hump:Jump:Beer loadings!!
For example, this weekend was 0:1:1, meaning I didn't get laid (), I made one jump, and I bought one case of beer. There you have it - the quality of my free time distilled into a three-digit metric! Stay tuned for next weekend's edition (and no snide remarks about the low hump loadings)!
Blues, Squares,
PTiger
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[jfields 0]

The scary thing is, this thread is sort of what I expected from the subject. Does that mean other people are as weird as I am?
Anyway....
What do you do about "partial humps"? I can think of several different things that might merit partial credit on the hump portion of the ratio. So we don't have any presidential-style evasions on what is considered "sex", we should define things.
I'll nominate a .6 for a getting (or giving, for the ladies) a blow job. As the "boobies" threads reminded me, we should have something for that too. Ideas?
Come on people. I'd hate for Tiger to keep coming back with "0:?:?" for his hump:jump:beer ratio. Let's at least help him out by giving the option for partial credit. Justin
"If it can't kill you, it isn't worth doing."

[skybytch 273]

0:0:6 - no sex, no jumps, a six pack
next weekends score will be MUCH better!
pull and flare,
lisa

[GeekStreak 0]

hehe. We're like opposites, sorta. 1:0:0 1111,
GeekStreak

[OmriMon 0]

0:0:0, It's all in the numbers
Free Skies,
Omri

[jfields 0]

Seeing as I'm taking off tomorrow and Friday to go to a 4-day boogie, I should come back with a decent score. However, I'll probably come back with 0:?:? unless my wife decides to come up to the DZ.
I'll keep you posted.
BTW, is the beer figure cans or cases?
Justin
"If it can't kill you, it isn't worth doing."

[Grogs 0]

0:7:1 (I got a double eagle this weekend, so I'm owing a case of beer now)

[Merrick 0]

Hmm... I guess I got a pretty descent score, 2:2:1.... 2 - of course, I'm married, so not really fair.... 2 - got in two jumps this weekend, and 1 - had to buy a case of corona that doesn't even touch the debt Pam & I owe!
"Grab the grass, it's the bounce that kills!"
Merrick

[jfields 0]

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of course, I'm married, so not really fair

So am I, but my wife is pretty much a whuffo (1 tandem), so I am really handicapped. She usually doesn't go to the DZ with me, so I am left there without her, unable to even try the "DZ Love Fest" game.
If only I could get her hooked into AFF and jumping.....
Justin
"If it can't kill you, it isn't worth doing."

[PalmettoTiger 1]

I think the beer figure should be cases you owe, so people can see how many firsts you accomplished. I don't think an accounting of how much we consume is necessary - it's a given that we all get sloshed after a day jumping. Besides, then we'd have to come up with a rating system for liquor and such.
Thanks for posting your scores, folks... how about adding them to an innocuous corner of your main web page?
Blues, Squares,
PTiger
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[wildblue 7]

hehe.. I like it.
This last weekend 0:11:1
This weekend I predict 10:10:2 - if so, it should be a damn fine weekend! :D

[wingnut 0]

my loading is 0:0:0 hope to change it to atleast 0:5:2 this weekend that's the lowest loading i'm going for remember! it can always get better!!!!

"if dreams are like movies, then memories are like films about ghosts"-counting crows

[PhillyKev 0]

do we get a point for self gratification? if so I think mines a 14:2:1 (Never jump with a loaded weapon!)

[DZBone 0]

5:14:0
Does Friday count? If so, 7:14:0.
Sorry, I don't drink

[PalmettoTiger 1]

Well Kev, it's not like I can throw stones here, but the "Beat:Jump:Beer loading" just doesn't have the same ring to it. Besides, everybody can be happy for you when you get laid, but when you admit to mass spankage it's sorta disgusting. I would call it TMI but we've already crossed that line.
Blues, Squares,
PTiger
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[GeekStreak 0]

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do we get a point for self gratification? if so I think mines a 14:2:1 (Never jump with a loaded weapon!)

ROFLMAO!!!
1111,
GeekStreak

[jfields 0]

Due to the nasty weather and my wife not accompanying me, I came in at a pathetic 0:5:1 for four days at the DZ. How depressing. There was so much wind and rain that lots of people in Delmarva tent city woke up with collapsed or flooded tents.
How was everyone else's weekend? Better, I hope.
Justin
"If it can't kill you, it isn't worth doing."

[wildblue 7]

I bettered my prediction, that's all I know...

damn fine weekend....

[OmriMon 0]

0:4:0 but i did get a "new" jumpsuit for FREE
Free Skies,
Omri

[jfields 0]

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0:4:0 but i did get a "new" jumpsuit for FREE

Hey, that would work! Mine is on order. It will probably be another month or more before I get it because I didn't feel like coughing up extra cash for the "rush" order. In the meantime, I still have to use the nasty student ones.
Justin
"If it can't kill you, it isn't worth doing."

[skymedic 0]

2:6:1....I'm married so the first part doesn't count, got six great 2 way jumps in(I just got my A license and starting out slow) and did my first jump on my brand spanking new A license. all in all a good weekend!!!

[GeekStreak 0]

Weekend hump loading:
:
1111,
GeekStreak

[jfields 0]

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Weekend hump loading:
:

Boy is that succinct!
Justin
"If it can't kill you, it isn't worth doing."

[GeekStreak 0]

Dude, yer almost an enthusiast! POST!!
1111,
GeekStreak

[jfields 0]

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Dude, yer almost an enthusiast! POST!!

Did I make it? Huh?
BEER!
Justin
"If it can't kill you, it isn't worth doing."