skybytch 273 #1 June 27, 2001 Way off topic, but I just had to share!REDNECK HAIKU DESIRE Damn, in that tube-top You make me almost forget That you are my cousin BEAUTY Naked in repose Silvery silhouette girls Adorn my mudflaps REMORSE A painful sadness Can't fit big screen TV through Double-wide's front door DEPRIVED In Wal-Mart toy aisle Wailing boy wants wrestling doll Mama whups his ass OPTIONS Unemployment's out. Hey, maybe I can get on Disability BLAZE Distant siren screams Dumb-ass Verne's been playing with Gasoline again A NEW MOON Flashlights pierce darkness No nightcrawlers to be found Guess we'll gig some frogs EXUBERANCE Joyous, playful, bright Trailer park girl rolls in puddle Of old motor oil HATRED I curse the rainbow Emblazoned upon his hood God damn Jeff Gordon OFFERINGS Tonight we hunger Grandma sent grocery money To Jimmy Swaggart DRAMA Set the VCR Dukes of Hazard Marathon At 9 O'Clock NO SIGNAL White noise, buzzing static Call Earl; satellite dish needs new descrambler IMPOUNDED Sixty-five dollars And cyclone fence keeps me from My El Camino GATHERING In early morning mist Mama searches Circle K for Moon Pies and Red Man pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #3 June 28, 2001 they own vcrsbut have no way to play themhamsters run too slow(did I really write that?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #4 June 28, 2001 Hey! Some of my closest relatives are rednecks! My brother/father for instance, Billy Bob! :)Our webpage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #5 June 28, 2001 Ten Things You'll Never Hear From A Southern Boy...1. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.2. You can't feed that to the dog.3. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits andgravy.4. Trim the fat off that steak.5. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.6. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?7. Duct tape won't fix that.8. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.9. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.10. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin'.Our webpage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RemiAndKaren 0 #6 June 29, 2001 Quote 7. Duct tape won't fix that. then I guess all skydiver's are shoutherners!RemiThe Duct-Tape-Booties man Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #9 June 29, 2001 You might be a redneck if...Your mama doesn't take the Marlboro out of her mouth when she tells the state trooper to kiss her ass.Speed Racer"De plaene!! De plaene!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #10 June 29, 2001 MMmmmmmmmmmm..... haiku.Those are good-uns! ------------Blue Skies!Zennie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #11 June 29, 2001 They may have failed poetry 101 but they have redneck down to an art. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #12 June 29, 2001 or....you might be a redneck if.....you think a volvo is a part of a woman's anatomy!...but the marlboro one is still a personal favorite.... Being an Arkansan, I just have to say that you totally nailed it SkyBytch....LMAO!==B-D==8-0Lindsey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloud9 0 #13 June 29, 2001 You might be a redneck If you go to family reunion's to meet women.If you have ever had to climb a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.If your mom comes to the school to breast feed your brother.If your Dad walks you to school because your in the same grade.Hey did you guys hear about the kid that got suspended from High School because he was wearing a You might be a redneck T-Shirt? He's suing the school he was suspended for two weeks. The school felt the shirt was racist. Some fun eh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
