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Macaulay

Taking advantage of your whuffo parents...

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Make sure you call and e-mail your parents regularly. Aside from maintaining a relationship with them, you can con them into buying you jump tickets when they come to visit. A good example would be this paraphrase of a recent conversation with my mom:
Mac: You've never seen me jump before, have you?
Mom: Just on video.
Mac: Why don't we go down to the DZ when you visit so you I can scare you to death?
Mom: OK, sounds fun.
Mac: Oh, wait... I don't think I'll have jump money that weekend.
Mom: Oh, well... if you need some...
Mac: Oh, no... don't worry about i--
Mom: No, it's OK.
Mac: Aw, I couldn't.
Mom: It's no big deal. Your dad and I can afford to buy our son a few jump tickets.
Mac: Really?
Mom: Yeah.
Mac: Wow! Thanks.
Mom: Sure.
Mac: Speaking of you guys affording things... I wanted to talk to you about my phone bill and rent...
They'll buy you eight tickets, I swear.
- Macaulay

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My mom won't even watch the video from my first jump. She said don't tell her about it but call her after I go so she knows I'm ok. Then when she scoffed at how much I was spending on equipment I asked her, "Do you think I should just buy some cheap used gear over the internet instead?"...that shut her up :-) Probably could have milked some money out of her with that one if I was still young and poor.
cielos azules y cerveza fría
-Kevin

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If I could get my parents in the air, they'd probably buy new gear for all of us. I've seen families get into the sport together, and I am so damn jealous of those kids that get $6,000 dumped on them (including suit, helmet, alti, etc.) while I'm scraping to eventually buy a Cypres.
- Macaulay

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