Emma 0 #1 July 20, 2001 Sorry if this is old to some of you, but I reckon there are some scary wee nuggets of truth in here...(Not that skydivers drink much or anything...)WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whisperingwhen you are not. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like awanker. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boringstory over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in.WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to say tshings like thish.WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-loversare really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hellhappened to your trousers. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logicallyconverse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mysticalKung Fu powers. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in themorning and see something really scary (whose name and/or species youcan't remember). WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rugburns on the forehead. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you aretougher, more attractive, and smarter than some really, really big guynamed Franz. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you areinvisible. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people arelaughing with you. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-spacecontinuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem toliterally disappear. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phastasphuk 0 #2 July 20, 2001 yup.chrisHow would you like too stick with meHow much do you love to freefall Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
