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Hi all
Legal Disclaimer:
kevin and/or Teresa herein refered to a Bluestar, while needing to be involved in several support groups are not trained in phyciatric treatment. the following should be viewed as humor only. The following is not ment to offened anyone or interfere with their recovery in anyway. If making light of "the 12 steps" or just having fun offends you please leave this post now and post a cynical counter-post now so the rest of us can read it and make fun of you over here.
I am trying to come up with the 12 steps of:
SKYDIVING ANONOMOUS (how not to be a wuffo)
Step #1-Admit you are powerless over SKYDIVING and unable to SKYDIVE without a rig (ok you can skydive w/o one but it takes one to skydive twice)
Step #2-I agree to take it one jump at a time and relax and enjoy the dive.
Step #3-
Step #4-
Step #5-
Step #6-
Step #7- Admit to your Wuffo friends that you will now have to move on without them and not to call unless it is cloudy, they are willing to pack 4 U, they bring beer to the DZ, and or any combination of the previous.
Step #8-
Step #9-
Step #10-
Step #11-
Step #12-
Please fill in the blanks! Curious to see just how weird you guys can get(yeah that was ye old chalange). Let's try to keep it in the STEPS format and not Comandment stuff. i.e-Thy Shalt Not Bounce Thy Neighbors Rig (Future Post).
Kevin
BTW: 0:0:0:6 last # for COB'S I had to drink to compisate for zeros 1-3 and inlaws

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