skyhawk 2 #1 August 4, 2001 sorry needed something interesting in my favourite thread, and we havnt had a thread bout sex for a while may the sex talk begin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #3 August 4, 2001 yer i didnt want d girls starting that fministic bullshit again cause it was sexist i was going to write tit and pussy but was covering myself oh well broke the covering c ya running away from flamige Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #4 August 4, 2001 Sex whats that?? yes i am still a virgin so don't have a damn heart attack Remember when Sex was safe and skydiving was Dangerous? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #5 August 4, 2001 holding heart and gasping for breath bullshit a skydiving virgin cough cough Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albatross 0 #6 August 4, 2001 Ladies we need some help here. A skydiving virgin is out of place. I bet he has trouble getting his hips down.Flare Damn it!!!!!Albatross Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #7 August 4, 2001 i rekon hes not a virgin hes just after easy pussy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #9 August 4, 2001 yes i am a 21 year old skydiving virgin i am just really shy when it comes to romance and i am not the kinda person to just get into a relationship to get tail, but i am not saying i don't stare at nice looking girls i just don't know how to approach them Remember when Sex was safe and skydiving was Dangerous? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #10 August 4, 2001 Quote I bet he has trouble getting his hips down.You were saying somthing? and no he is not slapping my ass!!! Remember when Sex was safe and skydiving was Dangerous? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phatcat 0 #11 August 4, 2001 Quote yes i am a 21 year old skydiving virginDon’t feel bad dude. I’m not even a “real” skydiver yet, but whuffo chicks bore the fuck out of me so I haven’t gotten laid yet. Once I start jumping again I’ll definitely be looking for REAL women, not the little miss prisses or the “I like to get drunk for no reason so I’m cool” sluts. I’m also not looking “to get tail” either. Just not one of my priorities, that’s all. Then again, after a few beers I’m very unpredictable so all my normal beliefs go right out the window, so who knows? 23 year old virgin. That’s me. Show me a girl that can handle me and I’ll show you a girl I’ll sleep with. I’m still waiting.Josh"One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar" - Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #12 August 4, 2001 Quoteand no he is not slapping my ass!!! Are you kidding?! He's gonna give you the biggest spanking of all time. He's cranked back all the way, and his expression couldn't say "this is going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me!" more clearly.Blues, squares,PTiger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #13 August 4, 2001 Let's see. Two male virgins. Waiting for the right girl. O.K., cool by me. Then there's me. 3 years since I got any (no, I am not robbing the cradle with either of these two, although Arthur is adorable). And now I jump out of planes, and I am starting to understand the hormonal aspect of this sport. There's so much testosterone, so many men falling out of the sky (it's raining men, hallelujia), there's so much aliveness at the dz....no one is walking around bored, disinterested, yawning...And the eye candy....yummy....men with sweat beading up and rolling down their bellies, shirts off, "rippling man muscles" (great phrase, Westcoastchica), watching their undoubtable skills when seeing them squash the air out of their chute, bottoms in the air, lowering themselves down onto the puffy zp material......Ahem....And then there's me........sigh....ciel bleusMichele Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #14 August 4, 2001 Quotealthough Arthur is adorableahhh shucks Remember when Sex was safe and skydiving was Dangerous? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #15 August 4, 2001 Nothing wrong with being a virgin, we were all there once upon a time...hehe - Hey if you guys want your ass slapped I bet Pyke would do it for ya! He's got a big dick for you to play with too! :-P Believe it or not folks I don't plan on getting laid at Quincy. Sleeping with strangers is not something I am into. Sigh...nobody to play with my new piercing!Speaking of sex, I had a dream about it this morning. I actually hate it when you have those because you wake up and you're all horny and then there's nobody there to help out. Time for a shower!Sis Before you judge me, take a look at you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Albatross 0 #17 August 4, 2001 I'll show you mine if you show me yours SIS. I have heard that mine is fun to play with.Flare Damn it!!!!!Albatross Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #18 August 5, 2001 *disclaimer* its fine to be a virgin befor anyone starts getting upset , while there is obviously none of that from the two that posted alreadyhey sis u know all of us :) :) :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloud9 0 #19 August 5, 2001 Virgin, whats the matter with you guys you don't have no sisters?Ok just kidding just kidding. What about a cuz? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #20 August 5, 2001 Quotehey sis u know all of us :) :) :)True, true!!Sis (well look for me then, in the tight pink Playboy tee shirt!) Before you judge me, take a look at you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DZBone 0 #21 August 5, 2001 Quotein the tight pink Playboy tee shirtIf anyone needs me, I'll be in the shower. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #22 August 5, 2001 QuoteSleeping with strangers is not something I am into. Sigh...nobody to play with my new piercing!I'm not a stranger....and I'll play with yours if you play with mine....MarcDid somebody call a medic? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #23 August 5, 2001 oh but i cant get there isnt there any rich skydivers out there willing to shout me a ticket to the states , will work as a sex slave for jumps...... oh wait theres my answer the 10th and 11th words dont go together dam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #24 August 5, 2001 by he way how do you speel dam proper as in the fuck one not the water one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #25 August 5, 2001 it is spelled "damn"there you go! sis Before you judge me, take a look at you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
