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[SkydiveMonkey 0]

I've found some good ways to get fired from that boring office job so you can spend more time at the DZ :-)
1. Tell your boss the reason you were late was because you fancied a shag
before work.
2. Stumble back from lunch, two hours late, pissed as a fart chanting 'The
Venga bus is coming........"
3. Fart out last nights vindaloo during an appraisal and turn round to
sniff
the seat.
4. Photocopy your tits/arse and pin them on the noticeboard.
5. Ask the chief executive for some Rizlas.
6. Grow a cannabis plant on your desk.
7. Tell the boss you'll "Send the boys round" - if they don't authorise
your
pay rise.
8. Admit you traded in your company car for a two week shag-fest in Ibiza.
9. Set up your own S&M dungeon in the stationery cupboard.
10. Bring a sleeping bag to work for those little afternoon naps!
11. Pawn your computer because you're skint till pay day.
12. Ask the boss's wife "Have you noticed that one of your husbands balls
hangs lower than the other".
13. Call the boss to your desk, call him "Sonny" and tell him his work
isn't
up to scratch.
14. Start a one-man/woman Mexican wave every time someone leaves their
desk.
Don't pull low, unless you are

[Watcher 0]

Just walk out and when the boss ask you were your going just say," Im going on vacation till further notice, you can mail my paycheck to the DZ".
Jonathan

[phatcat 0]

You guys are too overdramatic. I just leave whenever the hell I want. Nobody’s noticed yet. I can go home, have a beer or four, take a nap, and when I come back, nobody even notices I’ve been gone (I’ve done it ) Stupid bosses, I love them!
Josh
"One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar" - Helen Keller

[skybytch 273]

Wouldn't work at my office... when you work with a bunch of skydivers those are tame!
pull and flare,
lisa

[freeflir29 0]

"I just leave whenever the hell I want. Nobody’s noticed yet. I can go home, have a beer or four, take a nap, and when I come back, nobody even notices I’ve been gone (I’ve done it ) "
Yeah.......I miss the military sometimes.
"I used to know a girl...She had two pirced nipples and a black tattoo"-Everclear
Clay