freaksister 0 #1 August 18, 2001 Right...so here we go:In an effort to kiss ass, to prevent anyone of you people from like, intentionally giving me a mal at some boogie one day (you know, like in the movie Drop Zone) this is my offering:(and at least the first two or three are sincere)#1 - I apologize to Kylie, 'cause I prolly pissed her off too.#2 - I apologize to Pyke for saying he is gay. He's not. He is a fabulous lover, OK, trust me! HE isn't mad at me (because he knows me like the back of his hand) but just IN CASE I hurt his feelings I thought I would include him in this list! #3 - I apologize to FFF - even though I am not sure why. He personally attacked me, saying I was a PMS-crazed-crack-addict-with-a-personal-intimacy-problem (hehe, and I just thought I was a satanic, dope-smoking adrenaline junkie...that's what the Childress cop said, anyway - and don't you men know everything?) *I* however, do not have my feelings hurt!Now for the rest:I am sorry to all the fat bastards who were offended by Skreamer. I am sorry to the stinky bastards who I offended on that same thread. I am sorry to the midgets who were offended by whoever wrote that post -I can't remember (too much crack)...I am sorry to my mom and dad for something...not sure what though.I am sorry to the citizens of Quincy for flashing the band they didn't even see...and last but certainly not LEAST:I am sorry to all the little children!(can't we all just get along?!?!)SisI don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #2 August 18, 2001 Bwahahahahaha!Problem is, we have some people who are "humor-impaired", and can't recognize when a post was written in jest.So people need to have closed-captioning for the humor-impaired enabled on the computer.This would work something like this:<>Insert joke here. For the purposes of this demonstration a really lame joke will be used : Two Australian skydivers walk into a bar. One says to the other, "Who was that lady I saw you with last night?" The other replies, "That was no lady, that was my sheep!" <>Now wasn't that easy? This would eliminate the need for added apologies. Without the closed-captioning, the really-lame demo joke shown above could be taken as offensive. Especially by sheep.Speed Racer"Come up to my lab,And see what's on the slab!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #3 August 18, 2001 April, I don't know if you got my private message yesterday, but I'm sorry for what I said to YOU!!! You know I really love ya...Frank Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #4 August 18, 2001 Personaly I've been online in chat rooms and forums for over 6 years and you learnt o take everything with a grain of salt.. and for the Closed Captioning!! Dewd! that was alot of work to type... I'm to lazy to do that...Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #5 August 18, 2001 I'm with you slappie....that is just way to much work. Plus, I would never get anything posted as I have to retype half of what I want to say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #6 August 18, 2001 We love you, Sis! The forums wouldn't be the same without you. In my opinion, you are always good for comic relief. I just sit back, and laugh and think, "oh that Sis...there she goes again...she must be drinking some good stuff tonight." Andrea"Up high, I feel like I'm alive for the very first time" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #7 August 18, 2001 WHERE THE FUCK IS MY OPOLOGY BITCH :-) :-) :-) :-)(ps any posters who thought i was serious when i was calling pyke gay i wasnt i was just helping sis get the upper hand :-) she looked like she needed someone to hold her caress her make love to he... cough cough um id like to opologies to the english teachers as well cause i cant spell yer thats it :-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #8 August 18, 2001 oh, sorry hawk, forgot you:I hereby apologize to skyhawk for not having sex with him yet.is that better, dude?!?! i love your spelling, it cracks me up totally!sisI don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #9 August 18, 2001 well hurry up and do the sis world tour so we can fix thatps im printing ths out incase we ever bump into eachother :-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xybe 0 #10 August 18, 2001 Ok, I accept the apology, very noble of you. Now we may hook up, taking a shower will take care of my stench although shedding a couple dozen pounds may take a while.Just kidding.Still shedding whuffo-nessCheck out the Hardcore Whuffo pages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 August 18, 2001 Testing 123.....321.....test out"I've got pieces of corn in my crap bigger than him" -Fat BastardClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 August 18, 2001 OK....my posting works again.If I have offended anyone. Fuck You! I really dont care. Pyke, I'm sure you arent gay but Sis got me started and it's so much fun to dog you. I'm sure you'll probably take a swing at me when I come up for the CASA boogie. LMAO"I've got pieces of corn in my crap bigger than him" -Fat BastardClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #13 August 20, 2001 Sis, HONEY, BABY, DAHRLING!! That wasn't necessary!!You know I love ya!! I wouldn't be the man I am today without a little help from you, so if it makes you feel any better about all this...I'll just take it out yo' ass when I see you again!(oops, did I say 'out' - you know what I meant!!!to Freeflir29 - consider yourself fruitlooped!!!and to all others who ever take the Sis seriously (even for a second)...go to wreck...that is where the real "no personality" skydivers live. I thought this was dz.com...where even I can laugh about being gay (cause I am!) and nobody CARES!!!!! All this talk about flame wars, and giving people shit...if anyone knew how to really relate to the Sis...you would know that she says most of the shit she types in here with a smile on her beautiful face. So, do what I do if she "gets" to you again....say, "Sis, shut the fuck up, bend over...and get your next whipping!!"You will then see a very happy little slave taking all the lashings you can dish, and ask for more!You know I loves ya hun, keep up the good work!Kahurangi e Mahearangi,Pyke NZPF A - 2584USPA C- ????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #14 August 20, 2001 Dammit Pyke! Don't make me start liken' ya now! This is just way too confusing! LOL! A new page! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #15 August 21, 2001 I just started reading this NG, but Im sorry now for anything I might say in the future. Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #16 August 21, 2001 ROFL!! Thanks pyke, hon! (I think...!!) All this talk about whippings....?? LOLPaula...don't be sorry for anything! Don't be sorry for something you haven't done!! ;-)Blues,SisI don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #17 August 21, 2001 Quote"Sis, shut the fuck up, bend over...and get your next whipping!!"Whoaaaaa! I think I just got excited!! I love to "Slap dat a$$" "Whos your daddy?!?!?"Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #18 August 21, 2001 Slappie,Quote I think I just got excited!! you mean you don't "know" if you got excited? I mean, your nickname and all....if you have to guess if you're excited, or only think you are, well, uh.........Michele"What of the dreams that never die? Turn to your left at the end of the sky". ~e e cummings~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #19 August 21, 2001 Ummmm ok ok I knew I was excited but just didn't want to admit it... { busted }Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites