Why skydiving is better than sex

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1. You can GET skydiving
2. You can skydive in front of your mother
3. Two people of the same sex can skydive without being called nasty names
4. You don't get hairs in your mouth with skydiving
5. Skydiving doesn't make you pregnant
6. You can sjydive any time of the month
7. Good skydiving is easy to find
8. You are never too young or too old to skydive (well, within reason)
9. When you skydive it doesn't keep your neighbours awake
10. With skydiving, bigger isn't necessarily better.
Whooooohooooo!!! Hahahaha!!!