Blonde Cookbook

[Slappie 9]

Monday:
It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said
beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some
extra bowls.
Tuesday:
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing.
So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for
supper.
Wednesday:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the
rice. It seemed kinda of silly but took a bath. I can't say it improved the
rice any.
Thursday:
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare
ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which
is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden?
Friday:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and
beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I
got back, everything was the same as when I left.
Saturday:
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to
dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.
Sunday:
Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was
hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the
oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to
my disappointment.
Good night Dear Diary.
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I
can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I
would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.
*I'm hiding under my desk from all the blondes!!
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[chicagoskydiver 0]

LOL Slappie! Looks like we got our Friday funnies a day early!
Hackey

[freeflir29 0]

They are more attractive when they dont open their mouth. Well....to talk that is.
"Gonna need...some cream for ya ass"-Chef/South Park
Clay

[mouth 0]

Clay.....remind this one not to open her mouth...to talk to you!!!

[freeflir29 0]

Lisa......you're a skydiving chic. You're allowed to talk.
"Don't give a F$#ck if I'm comin or leavin"-Pappa Roach
Clay