hottamaly 1 #1 August 24, 2001 I know this is LONG but bear with me, go to the end. It's worth it. Women: They smile when they want to scream.They sing when they want to cry.They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.They fight for what they believe in.They stand up for injustice.They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.They go without new shoes so their children can have them.They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.They love unconditionally.They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage.Their hearts break when a friend dies.They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends.Women have a lot to say and a lot to give.This has been sent to you from someone who respectsyou as a woman.Pass it along to your woman friends to remind them how amazing they are............IT'S GOOD TO BE THE WOMANWe got off the Titanic first.We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.Taxis stop for us.We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.No fashion faux pas (mistake) we make could ever rival The Speedo.We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.If we forget to shave, no one has to know.We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.We have the ability to dress ourselves.We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.We'll never regret piercing our ears.We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.*****************************SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phatcat 0 #2 August 24, 2001 That's why i'm straight.Josh"One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar" - Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #3 August 24, 2001 DAMN!!!!!! No fair.. I want to be a girl!!!!!!! Screw this guy thing!jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #4 August 24, 2001 Omigod, Linda, I so needed to read that, especially today!!!!!!!!!!!!!Laughing too hard, wiping tears away, how excellent.Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Proud to be a woman....for all the reasons stated above....Michele"What of the dreams that never die? Turn to your left at the end of the sky". ~e e cummings~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #5 August 24, 2001 QuoteWe can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excusesDamn... too bad we can't use that one at work, huh Linda? pull and flare,lisa---I chose the road less traveled. Now where the hell am I? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #6 August 24, 2001 Quote We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. We don't HAVE to do that....it's TOTALLY by choice! Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hottamaly 1 #7 August 24, 2001 I just knew the guys had to be the first to read this Hey, SkyB.... ya got that right SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #8 August 24, 2001 QuoteSkyB.... It's okay Linda. You can call me a bitch here. You know you want to at work all the time... *giggle*pull and flare,lisa---I chose the road less traveled. Now where the hell am I? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hottamaly 1 #9 August 24, 2001 Na Ah LisaSKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #10 August 24, 2001 Quote We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.If your landings looked like mine, you'd be checking too......The PLF King Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #11 August 24, 2001 Quote We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. We can??Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skySue 0 #12 August 24, 2001 Great list....I love being a girl......and we can walk around hot and horny and no one has to know.......Go for it ALL,Sue Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #13 August 24, 2001 Chicks Rule! Thanks for the reminder! and...we got off the Titanic first! Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 August 24, 2001 "We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway."What....Huh.....Yes Baby....sure....Huh....were you talking? No...No.....get me a damn beer already."Don't give a F$#ck if I'm comin or leavin"-Pappa RoachClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
