Quincy Mayor Redneck Speaks...

[Danhole 0]

From the Quincy Herald-Whig letters:
www.whig.com/letters

Mayor: Visitors who respect our values will be welcomed here

To The Herald-Whig:
I wish to thank all those who have written letters
supporting our efforts to enforce public safety regulations
at our airport. The security procedures implemented at this
year's skydiving event had been previously agreed to by
the promoter, law enforcement authorities and aviation officials.
The notion that standards of common decency should be compromised
for economic gain is completely unacceptable.
We work hard in Quincy to play a vital role in the tourism
industry. Visitors who respect our values will always be welcomed
as guests in our city.
Charles W. Scholz
Mayor
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"our efforts to enforce public safety regulations
at our airport" LOL

Quincy public safety regulations
1. Breasts should remain covered at all times.
You could put an eye out with one of those.

2. Anyone being unsafe will be sprayed with mace and
beaten into an unconscious state for their own good.
3. To maintain calm and public order, individuals will
not discuss any such events within the earshot of
QPD personnel. Any such discussions are covered under
the constitutional guarantee of free speech but please
refer to rule 2 anyway.
4. Talking or laughing after 10:30 pm is obviously the
result of drug-induced euphoria. The offending parties
will be regarded as "unsafe" and threatened until the
laughing ends. Please see item 2.

5. Ogling or leering will be regarded as violations of
"standards of common decency". Ogling or leering
will be not permitted except by the members of the QPD
as they are highly trained professionals. This is
strictly a precaution to identify individuals who may
be a danger to "public safety" should their breasts
become exposed.
6. To ensure adequate training, the Muff Brothers will be
holding meetings to discuss "safety on the dropzone".
STOLEN FROM REC.SKYDIVING...ITS WORTH THE LAUGH

[freeflir29 0]

Can you say piggy target practice?!!!! I got steel core rounds on sale.
We'll see how much economic gain they get next year. I have never been to Quincy and it doesn't appear I ever will go. See ya in Chicago!
"Don't give a F$#ck if I'm comin or leavin"-Pappa Roach
Clay

[cyberskydive 0]

I sent that to the editirs of the whig-lmfao
C-28534
http://www.sunraydesigns.com

[rainman 0]

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1. Breasts should remain covered at all times.
You could put an eye out with one of those.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
Btw: My colleagues are now totally convinced that I'm a nutcase.....Good for them!
Ramon

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[RemiAndKaren 0]

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6. To ensure adequate training, the Muff Brothers will be holding meetings to discuss "safety on the dropzone".

Problem Solved !!! LOL
Remi
Muff 914

[mountainman 0]

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See ya in Chicago!

Same here!! I'll be in Chicago.....unless they get the jet back (yeah, right).
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New design.....AGAIN!!!

[freeflir29 0]

"unless they get the jet back (yeah, right)."
Jet...no jet....promise of free jumps, hookers, and beer.....I'll still be in Chicago.
"The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty Boys
Clay

[Danhole 0]

411....
"yes I''d like a listing for Quincy Ill. please...Charles W. Scholz..."
I'm sure Chuck would love to hear my input at 4:00 in the morning!
Of course I'm not suggesting anyone (or everyone) get the mayor's telephone number from the white pages (i.e. yahoo.com) and call hime every hour on the hour to tell him what you think of him.
What you do is up to do.....

[SpeedRacer 1]

Hey, has anyone else noticed that the mayor's name is an anagram of :
W. C. Arseholz?
Speed Racer
"Come up to my lab,
And see what's on the slab!"

[NewGuy 0]

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1. Breasts should remain covered at all times.

That would be against the law in Canada!!! Recently a law was passed that women have the right to bear their booty in public! An equality issue they say. Sounds sexist!
Cheers,
NewGuy

[PhillyKev 0]

From "Skydiving" Attendance Down at World Free Fall Convention:
With a trace of demagoguery in [Don Kirlin's] voice, he energetically told the crowd he was looking at other places to hold the Convention, and he spoke of running a similar event during the winter or early spring, perhaps in Florida or the Caribbean.
It wasn't clear whether Kirlin was being serious or if the speech was some sort of media event. Perhaps it was both.
cielos azules y cerveza fría
-Kevin

[Zennie 0]

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he spoke of running a similar event during the winter or early spring, perhaps in Florida or the Caribbean

I vote for Cozumel. Carlos-N-Charlies would rock!
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Zennie
"I know the pieces fit. 'Cause I watched them fall away..."
--Tool