mouth 0 #26 August 29, 2001 Slappie, If I could find a man that could pass all those classes I would marry him, and we should all know how I feel about relationships. Mouth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #27 August 29, 2001 QuoteHell no! I now demand to be treated like the princess I am!!! One asshole when I was just a kid RUINED ME FOR ALL MEN FOREVER!! jess,don't worry! your knight in shining armor will arive one day.....p.s. anybody want to help me with bus fare to dallas????"up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #28 August 29, 2001 QuoteNew Two Year Degree Offered For MenBwahaha! But how about a refresher course? You tend to have to consistently retrain the men to keep things going LOL!BTW...of course we're evil! This is new news?? heheA new page! Bi-Plane pics! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #29 August 29, 2001 paddyFrenchman: BWAHAHAha!! That's getting emailed to my coworkers!Hey sometimes things can work in your favor. If a woman has dated a real asshole before, you can look great by comparison!Here's to women with low standards!! Speed Racer"Come up to my lab,And see what's on the slab!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #30 August 29, 2001 QuoteEvidence that we have to get 'em while they're young, guys. Before they lose their wide eyed idealism and become tainted goods.My first inclination is to yell at you...in a joking, light-hearted way, of course...But on second thought, I AGREE with you. I'm going to go find myself some sweet, naive little 18-year-old who's never had it in his life, who will be so completely bowled over by my beauty, maturity and experience, that he will FRIKKING WORSHIP ME. Yeah, that's the ticket.Any of you boys got younger brothers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #31 August 29, 2001 "Any of you boys got younger brothers"I have a son. He's six but likes older women!"The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty BoysClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #32 August 29, 2001 LOL Clay!Sounds like my son...and he REALLY likes boobies already! heheA new page! Bi-Plane pics! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #33 August 29, 2001 Jessica,I've done that...FUN. It helps that he is in his prime and so am I...WAHOO.Mouth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #34 August 29, 2001 Our own Omri might fit that bill.....At least he's young enough...... Check with him. Although you might have to fly him over here.Do I HAVE to do another raft dive??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #35 August 29, 2001 My list of requirements for a husband are pretty short:(relative to others!)1) have a job and don't make me bring home all the bacon2) SKYDIVE3) have a safe rig so I don't have to worry about you4) take out the trash 5) fuck me whenever I want, which is VERY often6) be open minded about sex and willing to try new things7) like to travel8) have a good sense of humor9) I don't care if you put the seat DOWN, just make sure you put it UP first!That's my list!SisI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Snowflake 0 #36 August 29, 2001 I'm not sure about girls but I know women are evil.Women=time x moneytime = moneytherfore women = money squaredmoney = the root of evilmoney squared=eviltherfore women = evil(works better with the symbols)Now for the ladiesA man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road at the same time. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!" The man immediately leans out his window and shouts back, "BITCH!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.JG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #37 August 29, 2001 "take out the trash"Dammitt....and I thought we had a future...LMAO "The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty BoysClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OmriMon 0 #38 August 29, 2001 Yeah i'll play with u jessica!i'm not asking for much and i don't take much spaceFree Skies,Omri A-38593 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slappie 9 #39 August 29, 2001 OK I AM YOUR MAN!!! cept I don't have a rig yet *sniffle* But everything else if kewlies with me!! Let's get it on baybay!!Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #40 August 29, 2001 Well there are a couple of things you could call "baggage" left over from living with my ex boyfriend. He didn't do ANYTHING...he worked but as soon as he got off work he hit the soft and slept until he went to bed, about 1 AM. The ONLY housework I asked him to do was to take out the trash, and he rarely did. He also peed on the seat. GROSS!He hated traveling, and thought skydiving was stupid! I LOVE to travel...and we know I skydive. So that is where those other things come from, sorry to burst your bubble!SisI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #41 August 29, 2001 "sorry to burst your bubble"You're too funny! I'm looking forward to meeting you in Sept. You are still coming to the CASA boogie right?"The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty BoysClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #42 August 29, 2001 QuoteMy list of requirements for a husband are pretty short:(relative to others!)1) have a job and don't make me bring home all the bacon2) SKYDIVE3) have a safe rig so I don't have to worry about you4) take out the trash 5) fuck me whenever I want, which is VERY often6) be open minded about sex and willing to try new things7) like to travel8) have a good sense of humor9) I don't care if you put the seat DOWN, just make sure you put it UP first!That's my list!SisAny chance that list is similar to your requirements for friends? (j/k)JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhreeZone 20 #43 August 29, 2001 Hmmmm..... 7.5 out of 9 good enough?1) Cant do that..... I spend all my money jumping, Someone has to pay the bills.2) Yep, Applying for the D after 2 night jumps 3) Almost new rig with AAD 4) If I have too....5) YEAH!!! That what I'm talking about6) Even better! 7) New DZ's? Sweet!!8) Not sure of that one9) Depends on how much I had to drink Do I HAVE to do another raft dive??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pyke 0 #44 August 29, 2001 Ok sis...no fair eliminating all the other guys on here by listing all of my qualities!!!!!ROTFLMAO!!!!!Seriously...the class list and the tech letter are the funniest things I have read in a long time. You know you are making an ass of yourself when other people come out of their offices to find out who is laughing so loudly!!!!And guys...I can vouch for the Sis...she is the easiest person to get along with...and if she gives you her heart....man...do you have something to cherish.you know i loves ya sis...can't wait to jump with you again!Kahurangi e Mahearangi,Pyke NZPF A - 2584USPA C- ????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #45 August 29, 2001 QuoteHmmmm..... 7.5 out of 9 good enough?Shit. I'm 9 for 9.... but married. I can think of one person that would definitely find that problematic and possibly another.Should we nominate Omri for all the unmarried DZ women on the prowl? I doubt he'd mind. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites parduhn 0 #46 August 29, 2001 Glad I read this thread at lunch. I was laughing so hard two people stopped by to see what I was doing.Freaksister,Get on Southwest Airlines and come jumping with some of your California friends!! Travelling to jump, what could be better?Sam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #47 August 29, 2001 "And guys...I can vouch for the Sis...she is the easiest person to get along with...and if she gives you her heart....man...do you have something to cherish."Do you brown nose this much at work?"The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty BoysClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PalmettoTiger 1 #48 August 29, 2001 QuoteShould we nominate Omri for all the unmarried DZ women on the prowl? /PTiger waves hands, shoots off a few signal flaresOVER HERE!!! I'm almost as young and innocent as Omri, and I'm a lot closer! Plus, I'm going on the 1st Annual "Forget Your Worries, Forget Your Credit-Card Balance, and Forget To Take Your Stuff With You When You Leave" East Coast DZ Tour - Coming soon to a DZ near you!**if you are near Delmarva or Cross Keys Blues, squares,PTiger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #49 August 29, 2001 "East Coast DZ Tour"Does this include the waking up naked.....no wallet....one shoe on and dont know where you are syndrome?"The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty BoysClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #50 August 29, 2001 QuoteDo you brown nose this much at work?ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha Sisand yes, Jfields...those qualities apply to friends as well...except maybe the sex part...don't think wifey would like that either!I lust for the ultimate rush... 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freaksister 0 #35 August 29, 2001 My list of requirements for a husband are pretty short:(relative to others!)1) have a job and don't make me bring home all the bacon2) SKYDIVE3) have a safe rig so I don't have to worry about you4) take out the trash 5) fuck me whenever I want, which is VERY often6) be open minded about sex and willing to try new things7) like to travel8) have a good sense of humor9) I don't care if you put the seat DOWN, just make sure you put it UP first!That's my list!SisI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowflake 0 #36 August 29, 2001 I'm not sure about girls but I know women are evil.Women=time x moneytime = moneytherfore women = money squaredmoney = the root of evilmoney squared=eviltherfore women = evil(works better with the symbols)Now for the ladiesA man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road at the same time. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!" The man immediately leans out his window and shouts back, "BITCH!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.JG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #37 August 29, 2001 "take out the trash"Dammitt....and I thought we had a future...LMAO "The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty BoysClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OmriMon 0 #38 August 29, 2001 Yeah i'll play with u jessica!i'm not asking for much and i don't take much spaceFree Skies,Omri A-38593 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #39 August 29, 2001 OK I AM YOUR MAN!!! cept I don't have a rig yet *sniffle* But everything else if kewlies with me!! Let's get it on baybay!!Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #40 August 29, 2001 Well there are a couple of things you could call "baggage" left over from living with my ex boyfriend. He didn't do ANYTHING...he worked but as soon as he got off work he hit the soft and slept until he went to bed, about 1 AM. The ONLY housework I asked him to do was to take out the trash, and he rarely did. He also peed on the seat. GROSS!He hated traveling, and thought skydiving was stupid! I LOVE to travel...and we know I skydive. So that is where those other things come from, sorry to burst your bubble!SisI lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #41 August 29, 2001 "sorry to burst your bubble"You're too funny! I'm looking forward to meeting you in Sept. You are still coming to the CASA boogie right?"The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty BoysClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #42 August 29, 2001 QuoteMy list of requirements for a husband are pretty short:(relative to others!)1) have a job and don't make me bring home all the bacon2) SKYDIVE3) have a safe rig so I don't have to worry about you4) take out the trash 5) fuck me whenever I want, which is VERY often6) be open minded about sex and willing to try new things7) like to travel8) have a good sense of humor9) I don't care if you put the seat DOWN, just make sure you put it UP first!That's my list!SisAny chance that list is similar to your requirements for friends? (j/k)JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #43 August 29, 2001 Hmmmm..... 7.5 out of 9 good enough?1) Cant do that..... I spend all my money jumping, Someone has to pay the bills.2) Yep, Applying for the D after 2 night jumps 3) Almost new rig with AAD 4) If I have too....5) YEAH!!! That what I'm talking about6) Even better! 7) New DZ's? Sweet!!8) Not sure of that one9) Depends on how much I had to drink Do I HAVE to do another raft dive??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pyke 0 #44 August 29, 2001 Ok sis...no fair eliminating all the other guys on here by listing all of my qualities!!!!!ROTFLMAO!!!!!Seriously...the class list and the tech letter are the funniest things I have read in a long time. You know you are making an ass of yourself when other people come out of their offices to find out who is laughing so loudly!!!!And guys...I can vouch for the Sis...she is the easiest person to get along with...and if she gives you her heart....man...do you have something to cherish.you know i loves ya sis...can't wait to jump with you again!Kahurangi e Mahearangi,Pyke NZPF A - 2584USPA C- ????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #45 August 29, 2001 QuoteHmmmm..... 7.5 out of 9 good enough?Shit. I'm 9 for 9.... but married. I can think of one person that would definitely find that problematic and possibly another.Should we nominate Omri for all the unmarried DZ women on the prowl? I doubt he'd mind. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites parduhn 0 #46 August 29, 2001 Glad I read this thread at lunch. I was laughing so hard two people stopped by to see what I was doing.Freaksister,Get on Southwest Airlines and come jumping with some of your California friends!! Travelling to jump, what could be better?Sam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #47 August 29, 2001 "And guys...I can vouch for the Sis...she is the easiest person to get along with...and if she gives you her heart....man...do you have something to cherish."Do you brown nose this much at work?"The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty BoysClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PalmettoTiger 1 #48 August 29, 2001 QuoteShould we nominate Omri for all the unmarried DZ women on the prowl? /PTiger waves hands, shoots off a few signal flaresOVER HERE!!! I'm almost as young and innocent as Omri, and I'm a lot closer! Plus, I'm going on the 1st Annual "Forget Your Worries, Forget Your Credit-Card Balance, and Forget To Take Your Stuff With You When You Leave" East Coast DZ Tour - Coming soon to a DZ near you!**if you are near Delmarva or Cross Keys Blues, squares,PTiger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #49 August 29, 2001 "East Coast DZ Tour"Does this include the waking up naked.....no wallet....one shoe on and dont know where you are syndrome?"The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty BoysClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #50 August 29, 2001 QuoteDo you brown nose this much at work?ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha Sisand yes, Jfields...those qualities apply to friends as well...except maybe the sex part...don't think wifey would like that either!I lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 2 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
pyke 0 #44 August 29, 2001 Ok sis...no fair eliminating all the other guys on here by listing all of my qualities!!!!!ROTFLMAO!!!!!Seriously...the class list and the tech letter are the funniest things I have read in a long time. You know you are making an ass of yourself when other people come out of their offices to find out who is laughing so loudly!!!!And guys...I can vouch for the Sis...she is the easiest person to get along with...and if she gives you her heart....man...do you have something to cherish.you know i loves ya sis...can't wait to jump with you again!Kahurangi e Mahearangi,Pyke NZPF A - 2584USPA C- ????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #45 August 29, 2001 QuoteHmmmm..... 7.5 out of 9 good enough?Shit. I'm 9 for 9.... but married. I can think of one person that would definitely find that problematic and possibly another.Should we nominate Omri for all the unmarried DZ women on the prowl? I doubt he'd mind. JustinMy Homepage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parduhn 0 #46 August 29, 2001 Glad I read this thread at lunch. I was laughing so hard two people stopped by to see what I was doing.Freaksister,Get on Southwest Airlines and come jumping with some of your California friends!! Travelling to jump, what could be better?Sam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #47 August 29, 2001 "And guys...I can vouch for the Sis...she is the easiest person to get along with...and if she gives you her heart....man...do you have something to cherish."Do you brown nose this much at work?"The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty BoysClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #48 August 29, 2001 QuoteShould we nominate Omri for all the unmarried DZ women on the prowl? /PTiger waves hands, shoots off a few signal flaresOVER HERE!!! I'm almost as young and innocent as Omri, and I'm a lot closer! Plus, I'm going on the 1st Annual "Forget Your Worries, Forget Your Credit-Card Balance, and Forget To Take Your Stuff With You When You Leave" East Coast DZ Tour - Coming soon to a DZ near you!**if you are near Delmarva or Cross Keys Blues, squares,PTiger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #49 August 29, 2001 "East Coast DZ Tour"Does this include the waking up naked.....no wallet....one shoe on and dont know where you are syndrome?"The cab driver said... he recognized my girly by the back of her head" -Beasty BoysClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #50 August 29, 2001 QuoteDo you brown nose this much at work?ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha Sisand yes, Jfields...those qualities apply to friends as well...except maybe the sex part...don't think wifey would like that either!I lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
