Therapist......

[Slappie 9]

Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex.
"You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems" Linda told
herfriend.
That's amazing!" Mary replied, "So have Tom and I. We're thinking of going
to a sex therapist" said Linda.
"Oh, we could never do that! We'd be too embarrassed!" responded Mary.
"But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?"
Several weeks passed and they met met for lunch again. "So, how did the sex
therapy work out, Linda?"
"Things couldn't be better!", Linda exclaimed. "We began with a physical
exam, and afterward the doctor said he was certain he could help us. He
told us to stop at the grocery store on the way home and buy a bunch of
grapes and a dozen donuts. He told us to sit on the floor nude, and toss
the grapes and donuts at each other. Every grape that went into my vagina,
John had to get it out with his tongue. Every donut that I ringed his
penis with, I had to eat. Our sex life is wonderful, in fact it's better
than it's ever been!"
With that endorsement, Mary talked her husband into an appointment with the
same sex therapist. After the physical exams were completed the doctor
called Mary and Tom into his office. "I'm afraid there is nothing I can do
for you," he said.
But doctor," Mary complained, "You did such good for Linda and John, surely
you must have a suggestion for us! Please, please, can't you give us some
help? Any help at all?"
"Well, OK," the doctor answered. "On your way home, I want you to stop at
the grocery store and buy a sack of apples and a box of Cheerios......"
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[Slappie 9]

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*Could this be a true story in Ark???*
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Jake was on his deathbed. His wife, Susan, was maintaining a vigil by his
side. As she held his fragile hand, tears ran down her face. Her
praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began
to move slightly.
"My darling Susan," he whispered. "Hush, my love," she said.
"Rest. Shhh. Don't talk." He was insistent.
"Susan," he said in his tired voice. "I have something I must confess to
you."
"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Susan. "Everything's all
right, go to sleep."
"No, no. I must die in peace, Susan. I slept with your  sister, your best
friend, and your mother."
"I know," she replied. "That's why I poisoned you."
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Good ones, Slappie!! Keep em coming......
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