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cyberskydive

Todays theme song?

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Mine is the classic 'Hotel Arizona' !! :)Hotel Arizona:
On a lone desert runway
Hot wind in my face
Old parts from our Cessna
thrown all over the place
Up ahead in the distance
I saw two landing lights
My rig grew heavy and my sight grew dim
It somehow seemed the wrong size
Then it rolled up before me
I heard that turbine hum
and I was thinking to myself
"this ain't our Cessna but this looks like fun"
Then they opened that big door
and they showed me the way
There were voices from inside the plane
Thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Eloy Super Otter
Such a lovely plane
such a lovely plane
such a lovely plane
Plenty of slots in the Eloy Super Otter
What a nice suprise
When your Cessna dies
The throttles on the ceiling
The bench seats on the side
And he said "We are all just skydivers here
On our way to 12.5"
How they jam in the doorway -
"Float goes on set"
Some of them may remember
Most are gonna forget
So I yelled to the spotter
"Hey, where is jump run?"
He said "No human being has spotted this plane
since 1991"
And still the jumpers keep coming from far away
Camping out in the desert all night
Just to hear them say
Welcome to the Eloy Super Otter
Such a lovely plane
such a lovely plane
such a lovely plane
Plenty of slots in the Eloy Super Otter
Any time of year
You could find it here
It's got the GPS spotting
it's got the dash thirty fours
It's got an awful lot of gaffer's tape
Holding stuff to the floor
And in the back of the cabin
They gather for the count
They try seven different exit keys
But they just can't work it out
Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I was doing big-ways now
And I was number 24
"Relax," said the pilot
"We are planning to return
Your Cessna won't be fixed tonight
And we have time to burn"
There's more at http:// http://www.afn.org/skydive/humor/
Don't pull low - unless you are !! :)
http:// www.skydiveupsc.com

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