The Get Omri to America Foundation

[jfields 0]

Hey Folks.
I was just in Slappie's chatroom talking with Omri. We were lamenting the fact that he is over there and most of us (and tons of DZs) are in the US. So an idea was born.....
The Get Omri to America Foundation
Omri needs money for a plane ticket from Israel, so we are taking bookings in advance for the following items:
* Personal parachute packer (rates by the day)
* Freefly lessons (by the jump)
* He-Ho services (also by the jump)
When Omri gets to America, he'll need to support himself, so we have the following additional items once he is here:
* DZ gopher/lawn mower/beer bit.. (payable in jump tix)
* Live-in cook (payable in cash or food)
* Chauffer (you have to get to the DZ, so you can go in style)
* Did I mention Omri's He-Ho services?
* Or you can be traditional and bid for dates with him. He is nice. Your mother would approve.
All you nice DZ.com ladies, now is your chance! You could be the first (beer) one to bid on this young impressionable bachelor. He'll be around for awhile, but innosense goes early, so bid early and go big!
And guys, non-ho services are available, so there is something for you too. Live in luxury, with your parachute packed all day long and your cold beer delivered all night.
Let's see the orders come rolling in! It is for a good cause.
Justin
(Pimping out Omri for 10%)
My Homepage

[freeflir29 0]

I think if you sew some tits on his back and put him in a skirt you may get a better response........
"Jesus Blessed me with his future...and I protect it with fire!"-R.A.T.M.
Clay

[mountainman 0]

oh no, not this thread again.
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Boogie pics coming!!!

[jfields 0]

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I think if you sew some tits on his back and put him in a skirt you may get a better response........

Nah. I'd only get your money, then nobody else would bid.
Justin
My Homepage

[freeflir29 0]

"Nah. I'd only get your money, then nobody else would bid."
Maybe, send some pictures and I'll let ya know!
"Jesus Blessed me with his future...and I protect it with fire!"-R.A.T.M.
Clay

[jfields 0]

Clay, here is the picture of what you'd be most interested in. What's your bid?
Justin
My Homepage

[freeflir29 0]

Nahhh....9 out of ten men that have tried camels prefer women! You might ask Pyke though. Sis says he's the little boy type......LMAO
"Jesus Blessed me with his future...and I protect it with fire!"-R.A.T.M.
Clay

[OmriMon 0]

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Sis says he's the little boy type......LMAO

SIS says lots of stuff about me lately!
SIS can kiss my white ass
Free Skies,
Omri A-38593

[mountainman 0]

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SIS says lots of stuff about me lately!

Reread that buddy. I think he was talking about Pyke liking little boys. (Not that I know.)
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Boogie pics coming!!!

[cyberskydive 0]

I know! OMRI can shave off his ass hair and sell it in the us!
seriously omri - hook up with RON - hes coming back to the US with some friends I think before next summer,
if your serious - I think he can help you?
C-28534
http://www.sunraydesigns.com

[freeflir29 0]

"OMRI can shave off his ass hair and sell it in the us!"
I can see it now. Genuine Jewish Ass Hair Sweater! If you call within the next 10 minutes you get a free Chia Pet that grows real ass hair!
"Jesus Blessed me with his future...and I protect it with fire!"-R.A.T.M.
Clay

[cyberskydive 0]

Thats KOSHER ASS HAIR SWEATERS! - should raise the price at least 50%
Do those chias come as camel toes?
C-28534
http://www.sunraydesigns.com