Jessica 0 #1 September 9, 2001 Don't worry, be happy. It's Saturday night! We jump out of airplanes! Life is grreeeaaat!Love,Tony the Tiger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #2 September 9, 2001 I should be grouchy...I have to be up in 6 hours to make a 5-hour drive...and I didn't get any sleep last night....But I'm HAPPEEEE cause the reason I didn't get any sleep last night is SCHWEET and the reason I'm taking a 5-hour drive tomorrow is SCHWEEEEEET too!Christ, I'm loopy.I'd like to apologize to all my fans out there.Does it make me a post whore if I reply to myself? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #3 September 9, 2001 Big wet smooches for everybody! Get in line boys and girls!No, I'm not drunk. In fact, I'm at work. I came in to work on some free-lance stuff. I have on a flannel shirt and a Rangers baseball cap. And Birkenstocks. I look like a DAMN FREAK. But I'm SO TIRED I might start hallucinating. I want a BLOODY MARY. I'm spending the weekend with my mom so I don't get to drink or smoke or act loose or make out with strangers or NOTHIN....*I* should be GROUCHY!! But NOOOOOOOO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #4 September 9, 2001 I think you are talking to yourself. Go to sleep!!!--------------Boogie pics coming!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #5 September 9, 2001 Hahaha....I am cracking myself up. Sorry for the self-indulgence. At least I'm only polluting one thread.La la la la la la laSO CHECK THIS:I'm a vegetarian, right? Well, sort of. I don't eat birds, mammals or reptiles. So I'm also a restaurant reviewer. But I mainly do seafood or Mexican places, and I always drag along a carnivorous friend to sample the pleasures of the flesh.Anyhoo, I agreed to do ONE LAST REVIEW before I check out, and guess what it is:SMILEY'S BBQ. ARGHI haven't set foot in a BBQ place in 10 YEARS! Argh!This is going to be a very bitter review. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #6 September 9, 2001 QuoteI think you are talking to yourself. Go to sleep!!!Nuh-uh! Now I'm talking to YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hellooooo mountainman! How are you DOOOOOOING?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #7 September 9, 2001 hey baby how u doen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #8 September 9, 2001 I AM THE SHIZNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I wonder if...oops...lost my train of thought.*cough*I'm craving Italian food! Some Italian, c'mere and cook for me! jtval's Italian! Get your Italian butt over here!Hungry...hmm...what to do. Maybe I should go home and make pasta and have a beer and pass out...FOR LIKE FOUR FREAKING HOURS ARGHDon't worry everyone...I won't be doing the driving tomorrow. Feel safe on the Texas highways.A co-worker is singing a Backstreet Boys song across the room. It's very surreal. Perhaps I HAVE started hallucinating. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #9 September 9, 2001 Quotehey baby how u doenSQUEAL!! Oh my God it's Joey from "Friends"!!!!*faint* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #10 September 9, 2001 Gather round, people...I want to tell you about the COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD...The COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD is when you run into an old pal from high school who you haven't seen in literally YEARS, and this friend is a very cute boy, and as you're talking you confess that you always had a crush on him, and then your friend says by golly, he always had a crush on YOU TOO!Then you mess around.This, my friends, is the COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD.PSA from Jessica Public Broadcasting Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #11 September 9, 2001 hey can i be that freind pleeeaaassseee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #12 September 9, 2001 Quotehey can i be that freind pleeeaaassseeeI have no idea what you're talking about of YES OF COURSE YOU CAN YOU AUSTRALIAN JAILBAIT HOTTIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #13 September 9, 2001 u said you played around with your friend and i wanted to well u j\know um look um my um someones um byeeee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #14 September 9, 2001 Quoteu said you played around with your friend and i wanted to well u j\know um look um my um someones um byeeeeAnytime, sweetie. ANY FUCKING TIME. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #15 September 9, 2001 *passing out on floor of newsroom*If I can just get this GEEDEE photo assignment written I can go home. C'mon, girl. COME ON ARGH WRITE THE EFFING ASSIGNMENT FOR FUCK'S SAKE ARGHTAFGHASDF;GKAJG;AJFG;KAFG; Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #16 September 9, 2001 lets start. a cat went to the store. at the store he bout some cat food. this cat food was very very good Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #17 September 9, 2001 Quotelets start. a cat went to the store. at the store he bout some cat food. this cat food was very very goodHoney, you are very, very cute, and you are funny, but I have no fucking idea what you are talking about. Do you just smoke crack recreationally, or is it a full-time thing?MWA!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #18 September 9, 2001 depends what mood im in Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #19 September 9, 2001 The car drove to the shop. it stopped. The car went foward. Then stopped. The moral of the story. Weed is goooooood. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #20 September 9, 2001 QuoteThe moral of the story. Weed is goooooood.Reefer madness, everyone, on display for you to see its horrors personally.*throwing kisses*I did all my work! I'm going home! (In Yakko voice:) Goodnight everybody!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #21 September 9, 2001 Really leaving now...whoo hoo hooI really miss Calvin and Hobbes...Bloom County and The Far Side, too, for that matter...Dr. Suess...The Beatles...George Orwell...It just doesn't seem fair that creative people are allowed to stop...I'd like to issue a public apology for my weirdness, btw.But in the words of Popeye, I yam what I yam! Also God said that too. To Moses. Probably had better pronunciation skills, tho. Was going to say something profound...Hey, Steve Martin is cool. I'm trying to pattern my speech him. You know, most of you would be shocked if you met me. I am actually quite shy and retiring. No joke. Ask THE SIS. That's why I drink. LIQUID COURAGE BABYgoodnite...luv u all Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #22 September 9, 2001 I LOVE LIQIUD COURAGE!!!!MarcBecause I fly, I envy no man on earth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #23 September 9, 2001 i think i saw a puddy tat i did i did see a puddy tatalchohol - keeping insane ppl sane for centuries , to bad it dont help my spellinmg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #24 September 9, 2001 Hey Jessica......when are you gonna post a pic of yourself anyway??--------------Boogie pics coming!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #25 September 9, 2001 Nevermind......i found em. Go get 'em, skyhawk!! --------------Boogie pics coming!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
