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Well... since the other multipart story I started kinda went the wrong way quickly, I decided to start a new one that should'nt offend anyone. I did'nt want the other thread to take the path it did but the past is over with so what can you do? (The delete time limit had ran out)
"No shit, there I was, hanging on the strut of the 182 at 10000 feet looking at a jumpmaster who was yelling ".....
Who wants to continue this one? Or if anyone wants this thread deleted let me know.
Peace and Zen to everyone.......
Flying on your belly is great..... if thats all you can do! ;)

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who was yelling ".....
"Get your damn hands out of your pants, that kind of solo action may suit you at home, but for now you are not cleared for solo status, and if my ass has to be with you in the air, there will be none of that! soooo, with one hand on the bar and the other (formerly in my pants) now fighting the relative wind, i gave myself the count...ready, set, aaaaaaaarch!!! but then..."
oh that was very un-delicate-flower-like for me to say. but too much fun to pass up considering the perv-like nature of the skydiving community. oh my, if the world only had as much fun as us horny bastards. hee hee hee.
Lara
oh poop, chris beat me to it. well, if you combine it with chris', maybe it was the jumpmaster with his hands down his pants.
oh my, you sure can tell things get slow here on a friday afternoon when i start making posts like this.

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Don't sweat it Laura, Your's is a hell of a lot more creative than mine. I liked it better too so in the words of John Goodman in " The Big Lebowski "
".....Fuck it dude, lets go bowlin' "
CHris
" You're having the time of my life, and I think you've got it right" Jets to Brazil

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