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airann

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< how did I get to be Cornholio> you dumb ass!!
You used to have the Fat Bastard quote in your signature.
......I have pieces of corn in my crap bigger than you....
The next logical thought pattern is to call you Cornholio.....
jeeze.... arent ANY of YOU crazie thinkers like me. ????
I call everyone somehing different, not mean-like, its just how I can remember everyone form everyone else.
However, cant think of another name for Zennie. Huh!
Nappy is easy... Snappy, SlapMe, Crappy, etc. ....all day long....
Best quote I have heard in a long time is this one::::
"I dont need self esteem boosts ... that is what liquor is for"
Skydive~Friends~Happiness
AirAnn
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Dude, I am not even going there... But its a common mistake.
"and behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, his name was death"-Revelations FYI: Also, in Tombstone, the movie.
Yeah, I am a total addict, I am hooked on phonics, and being silly and messin with you every once in a while.
Hey, its a hobby.
Gone to dz..............
Skydive~Friends~Happiness
AirAnn
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Dude, I am not even going there... But its a common mistake.
"and behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, his name was death"-Revelations FYI: Also, in Tombstone, the movie.
Yeah, I am a total addict, I am hooked on phonics, and being silly and messin with you every once in a while.
Hey, its a hobby.
Gone to dz..............
Skydive~Friends~Happiness
AirAnn
www.AirAnn.com

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Dude, I am not even going there... But its a common mistake.
"and behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, his name was death"-Revelations FYI: Also, in Tombstone, the movie.
Yeah, I am a total addict, I am hooked on phonics, and being silly and messin with you every once in a while.
Hey, its a hobby.
Gone to dz..............
Skydive~Friends~Happiness
AirAnn
www.AirAnn.com

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Then the cyber citten musta done it. ---The littlest walks on the keyboard.
At this one job, I had in a former life , we blamed everything on the cleaning people.
Well, I had to blast outta here last night to go to the DZ before dark, (no jumping-rig repack) and it took so long ....
I hit every button...
I did that on my mobile phone ... now its a rotary dial.
I did that on my dish tv remote, vcr remote, tv remote, stereo remote and now you gotta get up and push all the buttons.
I did that on my programmable house thermostat -now I gotta check it everyday.
When the time changed last April, my clock in my car was wrong -after that. I need to take it to the dealership, I guess.
Lookee.... My happy ass is totally back! Thank you for noting the obvious, Paula. ......btw.. I think you are the most awesomest RW girlfriend that I know. Plus, you are on my short list of good buddies. Since my no air canopy crater, I know exactly who they are. Thank you for all that you do for me.
And Slappie...
I have actual PC7 evidence of your happy ass doing the cornholio thing. So, watch yourself buckeroo!
YOU, touching my ass, thats nothing... My ass is famous. Everybody knows that. Scotty Carbone has made my ass famous. YOU only touched it. I guess, I totally dont remember that?
Scotty has the super secret ass hug. He hugs me when I get to the DZ, (he is my non biological father, he takes care of me.. he keeps the jerks away from me).
Scotty hugs me and pins my arms down... pulls my boxers down revealing the thong, slaps my cheerful cheek and checks it for his hand print.... then he has to make the cheerful cheeks match.... Go figure! Unkle Scotty, jeepers!! THATS how my ass got famous.
Besides the fact- that I am the worlds greatest skydiver for all YOU know. AND, in addition, I can land my canopy now! Thank you!
Skydive~Friends~Happiness
AirAnn
www.AirAnn.com

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