0
airann

Cyber News

Recommended Posts

Last night...... Cyberskydive was watching the news here in Texas and I had gone into another room and came back. He was mumbeling about some newscasters we have here in Houston and he said, blah, blah,... some dude with sunglasses and blah, blah, ....this DUDE with SUNGLASSES ont the news here.... I am like uhumm... yeah, uhuh.....
Then, he stared laughing his ass off about the Guy on TV with the freaking blue shades on! ... So Anyway... on and on he goes about the OLD DUDE WITH SHADES!!
Finally, I looked over and its Channel 13 Eyewitness News.
Then I busted up. He had been talking about Marvin Zindler. Guy has a gray wig and yeah, ...he has shades!! ...I forgot about him.
He asked me what he does on the news and I told him .. old peoples report and the Resteraunt Rat & Roach Report. ....... We busted freakin up laughing, my damn sides are still sore. ... Cyber says everyone looks plastic on Channel 13 ..... YEAH, Marvin Zindler is about 100 yrs old and openly talks about his plastic surgeon and his surgeries...
Marvin Zindler is a Texas Favorite he is way famous for being pretty damn funny. Plus, on Fridays he announces where the SLIME in the ICE Machines are. ... Mouse droppings in the food preparation area.... and Roaches.... yieeeummm...
The "dude with shades" ... has a movie about him and his "reporting" ........its called THE BEST LITTLE WHORE HOUSE IN TEXAS. Starring Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds.
He was reporting a story back when he had some real hair and stumbled upon a "whore house". Everyone here knew about it. It was over by San Antonio, but on the Houston side. He reported it on tv and it was a big deal. The sheriffs and cops were involved and it was really big news. Shocking in fact. Anyway, they shut her down and made a movie.
But Cyber going on and on about -some DUDE on TV with Shades- freaking busted me UP!!
Houston, we have a problem.......
Skydive~Friends~Happiness
AirAnn
www.AirAnn.com

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
lol ;) Picture this, the news is coming on and serious news music is playing as they go through the list of news casters all posing for the camera, when BAM!- SHAZAM!! This burt reynolds boogie nights (the shades anyways) pops up tryin to be all cool-LOL what a riot, wonder if he likes whataburgers? -lmfao :)righteous indignation is the ability to be mad without swearing" :)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Marvin Zindler is a Texas Favorite


I dunno Ann. He's one of the few people on my shit list.
I mean, shutting down a fine Texas institution like the Chicken Ranch? How could you? BASTARD! :D
--------
Zennie
"I know the pieces fit. 'Cause I watched them fall away..."
--Tool

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

0