skreamer 1 #1 September 22, 2001 Oh, I'm sorry Zennie, just close your eyes and think of altitude - who's ya daddy now???/s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 September 22, 2001 ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!I'm up to #6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-MeClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #3 September 22, 2001 Shut up and wait your turn bitch, Sis and her strap-on will be along shortly.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 September 22, 2001 "Sis and her strap-on will be along shortly...."Don't tease me!"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-MeClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #5 September 23, 2001 Strap on's....yikes.....MarcBecause I fly, I envy no man on earth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 September 23, 2001 "Strap on's....yikes....."Sir...Sir.....This is the freaks only section. I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Thank you.....Bu Bye Now!"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-MeClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #7 September 23, 2001 Umm...considering I have both nipples and a PA I think I qualify as a Freak...so I think I can hang around...oh yeah, throw in a couple of tatoo's too....see the marines will really fuck you up..MarcBecause I fly, I envy no man on earth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 September 23, 2001 "see the marines will really fuck you up"Hmmmm...I didn't make fun of the Jarines too much...but the Army on the other hand...."Get a messed up life and a big fat wife in the Army!""This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-MeClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #9 September 23, 2001 QuoteUmm...considering I have both nipples and a PA I think I qualify as a Freak..well i don't have a pa but i do have a frenum and both nips and a tattoo...can i be a member of the freaks too......fat wives are with any branch of the service... this one lady that works at the gas station here on bas must weigh over 400lbs... i'm suprised she can standup....."up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #10 September 23, 2001 I had to transport two fat ass's like that to the hospital this last week. fucking people always gotta be 400 pounds and live on the 4 floor of an apt building that the elevator doesnt work...bastards..MarcBecause I fly, I envy no man on earth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 September 23, 2001 "this one lady that works at the gas station here on bas must weigh over 400lbs"AAAAAhhhhhhmmmmmm Seeeeeexxxxxyyyyyyy!!!!!! *rubbing one nipple*"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-MeClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heathmor 0 #12 September 23, 2001 Just slap'm on the ass and ride the wave! If your not living on the edge; Your taking up too much space!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #13 September 23, 2001 Which frenum do you have pearced. as our bodys have lots of "frenums" to get pearced.MarcBecause I fly, I envy no man on earth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 September 23, 2001 "Which frenum do you have pearced"I couldn't find it in Webster's but I thought that reffered to the "Taint" "This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-MeClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #15 September 23, 2001 Clay, here is the defintion of a frenum from the Medical Dictionary. "a fold of mucous membrane that connects two parts, one more or less moveable than the other and checks the movement of this part" one would be that little flap of crap beneath your toungue. there is one down in your nether regions too. MarcBecause I fly, I envy no man on earth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 September 23, 2001 "there is one down in your nether regions too"Yeah...the "Taint" Taint quite nuts...Taint quite ass hole!"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-MeClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #17 September 23, 2001 QuoteYeah...the "Taint" Taint quite nuts...Taint quite ass hole!no not quite clay, it is on the underside of the penis between your scrotum and your penis...MarcBecause I fly, I envy no man on earth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 September 23, 2001 "no not quite clay, it is on the underside of the penis between your scrotum and your penis..."Ahhh.....I guess the taint is a perineum. Ohhh.....the thought of piercing anything near that area! Ummmm....no thanks.....LOL"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-MeClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #19 September 23, 2001 Trust me women are very intrigued by this and tend to want to see it....MarcBecause I fly, I envy no man on earth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 September 23, 2001 "Trust me women are very intrigued by this and tend to want to see it...."Yeah....but thats intrigued like wanting to see freaks at a carnival.....or rubbernecking car accidents.....LMAO"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-MeClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #21 September 23, 2001 no intrigueing as in they wanna play...and once they get it they just cant quitMarcBecause I fly, I envy no man on earth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 September 23, 2001 "and once they get it they just cant quit"Aren't sluts great!"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-MeClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #23 September 23, 2001 How did I miss this thread!!Myth: Freeflyers have something piercedFreelfyers have cameras.Freeflyers have tattoos.I got 2 outta 3, aint bad! No tattoos, cant think of anything to put there and where is there? I cant think of a place I need decoration.I got a friend with 6 penis piercings and he is real happy to show em to you. I have personally always looked the other way. I am way scared to look. I am afraid I will turn to stone.Skydive~Friends~HappinessAirAnnwww.AirAnn.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kelly 0 #24 September 23, 2001 ____________________________________________________________________________________ucking people always gotta be 400 pounds and live on the 4 floor of an apt building that the elevator doesnt work...bastards..___________________________________________________________________________________hey marc, heres a good one for ya: 300+ pound man. Living on the 7th floor. Guy falls and breaks his leg 4 days PRIOR to us being dispatched.. How is he found?? The security guard smelled him!!! The friggin guy pissed and shit himself, plus he had a rectal bleed so that had all dried up.. but was still all over his legs/sheets/feet/ass etc etc.. His socks were really tight, his legs were bloated, and the blood was pooling since he hadnt moved in days..., and ants had started to eat his dying skin (on his feet/ankles)Talk about wantin a shower after a friggin call!!!!! I couldnt take enough of em!Sometimes i wish that i couldnt smell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #25 September 23, 2001 Thanks for the mental picture. I wasn't planning on throwing up tonight...Marc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
