Who Wants to be a Princess??

[Grogs 0]

Did anybody see that show 'Who Wants to be a Princess' on Fox Monday night? I don't normally watch lame things like that, but I was flipping through the channels and stopped to take a look. Just as I was getting ready to go to another channel, they introduced a girl and said she was an 'avid skydiver.' That really caught my interest, and I kept watching thinking maybe she was one of the DZ.com hotties. When they asked her about her skydiving, she talked about the 1 tandem she had done a year before. I just thought their definition of an 'avid skydiver.' If one tandem jump makes you avid, we must all be lunatics or something like that. Actually, come to think of it, that describes most of us pretty well. She did give a pretty good spiel about how cool the jump was and how she wanted to do it again though. That's a nice change from most skydiving publicity on tv where they show guys burning in on Real TV.

[Pammi 0]

Bwahaha!
That's like some dating show I watched late one night where a woman talked about how she was an 'avid skydiver' also to her date...she'd done two jumps (some time ago)! She was talking about how she was going to quit her job and be "one of those guys who has the camera on their head". LOL! Uh, okay, chicky.
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Hemp/skydiving jewelry pics!

[Emma 0]

Heheh...reminds me of an article I found in a corporate newspaper about this girl who'd done a tandem (A tandem, singular) at our DZ. In it, she said she was going to quit her job and become a skydiving instructor.
Man, she wasn't even interested in AFF or S/L...just going straight for that instructor's rating! Amazing! Funnily enough, we have never seen her again. Hope she never got round to handing in that resignation letter, it might have left her looking a bit foolish.
Hate to be a smug bitch-ass cynic (no I don't..who am I trying to kid?!), but when you've heard that crap once, you don't need to hear it from the mouths of every single temporarily de-whuffoed whuffo. They go back to *reality* and we never see them again. Mongs.

[airann 1]

WAIT A MINUTE........... I used to be called the Princess of the DZ. I think that counts.
AND, I was on late night TV with a camera on my head LAST NIGHT. Looked a lot like my bedroom.
Hang on....... Is this the global orgasm thread?
Nevermind.
Skydive~Friends~Happiness
AirAnn
www.AirAnn.com

[Pammi 0]

Mongs?? LOL!
Hemp/skydiving jewelry pics!

[freeflir29 0]

Good Girl Ann!
Yeah....but that chic was hot. She would make for nice eye candy at the DZ. among other duties...... I wonder if she wears sunglasses during sex....LOL
"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-Me
Clay

[skymedic 0]

My daughter always is a princess to me!!!
Marc
Because I fly, I envy no man on earth

[sunshine 2]

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My daughter always is a princess to me!!!

Wow, that's a sweet thought. I'm not really fond of kids, but for you to say that about your daughter makes me say "aaaawwww, how cute"
Cowboy take me away. Fly this girl as high as you can into the wildblue ~ Dixie Chicks

[Jumperpaula 0]

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Did anybody see that show 'Who Wants to be a Princess'

Wow, to be a princess AND a skydiver... Command of any aircraft, any time. The best and as much gear as I wanted. Anyone would jump with me...
If your gonna dream, dream big!!
Fly Your Slot !

[Aviatrr 0]

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Anyone would jump with me...

Hey, I'll jump with ya....oh, I guess that doesn't count...I'm not anyone, I'm nobody.. Mike

[Aviatrr 0]

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Wow, that's a sweet thought. I'm not really fond of kids, but for you to say that about your daughter makes me say "aaaawwww, how cute"

Remember new pick up line..
Mike

[SkymonkeyONE 4]

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Remember new pick up line..

Here's a couple for you. *Note: must be executed with a flawless southern accent.
1. You sure are pretty, Girl (pronounced "purdy")
2. (after a few cocktails and a bit of friendly banter) You wanna wrassle?
Finally, not a pick-up line, but a quote that I always use. It was told to me by my dad, Buddy Blue D-597 on my 13th birthday: "Boy, every one you turn down is one you missed, and the WORST I ever had was wonderful. That applies to most things in life."
Just lovely.
Chuck

[freeflir29 0]

I always liked ..."Nice shoes....Wanna Fuck?"
It's great cause when you tell them "Nice shoes" it totally throws them off balance........LMAO
"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-Me
Clay

[Aviatrr 0]

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2. (after a few cocktails and a bit of friendly banter) You wanna wrassle?

I, personally, prefer the Butthead accent..... "Uhhh...huh huh.. Hey baby, wanna wrestle?"

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"Boy, every one you turn down is one you missed, and the WORST I ever had was wonderful. That applies to most things in life."

I must say....your dad sounds like a damn smart man..he nailed that one on the head!
Mike

[sunshine 2]

One of my favorite pick up lines was always "Gee that's a pretty dress. I bet it would look even better on my bedroom floor in the morning"
Cowboy take me away. Fly this girl as high as you can into the wildblue ~ Dixie Chicks

[cyberskydive 0]

Hi my name is norman, I have a new trailer fresh with cable tv and 50 channels, a six pack of vaseline and a viagra presciption, wanna go back to my place?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

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[Jumperpaula 0]

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I have a new trailer fresh with cable tv..

Now THAT sounds like a skydiver!!
Fly Your Slot !

[Aviatrr 0]

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One of my favorite pick up lines was always "Gee that's a pretty dress. I bet it would look even better on my bedroom floor in the morning"

Dammit...I knew my lessons from Clinton would be useless.. See, my version of that line was.... "Hey, baby....that's a pretty dress...mind if I cum on it?"
Mike