Emma 0 #1 September 26, 2001 ..in the mists of time, the controversial leader of our online dz home posted some letter he'd received asking for (in effect) hot skydiving beeatches with 'model looks'?And then we all had a big row about sexism and birds with sweaty armpits n stuff...Weeeeell....looks like a volunteer may have surfaced nonetheless...check it out (thanks McHale for your unerring dedication in seeking out sex and skydiving on the web. You are the master*):http://www.maximonline.com/sports/girls_of_extreme_sports/anston.html(* add suffix if appropriate...Palmer and I know da trooof) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 284 #2 September 26, 2001 Oh no - now I'm in love with 8 women - good spot on that site!Have to say I think the base jumper is the best looking out of the lot of them though!! Think I need to go and have a bit of a lie down....Blue ones,D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3fLiEr 0 #3 September 26, 2001 Nice to see my attention to HardCore Biatches sees global attention - have to admit i would like to see the BASE Babe flicking something other than an object!......BSBDPS) My pleasure Emma - I will keep up the good work soldier.............. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 September 26, 2001 Damn....I've met some cool chics in my time but if you tell me she swallows too (Any girl this cool would have to) I'll worship her.....LMAO"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-MeClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #5 September 26, 2001 Wow!! Good thing I am not in skydiving to meet chicks. It appears they are all surfing or snowboarding. On the other hand, there's this one girl at my dz....PD makes canopies all day long, you only have one life, when in doubt, cut away... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #6 September 26, 2001 Quotebut if you tell me she swallows too You mean to tell me some chics don't swallow? If you're giving the BJ in the car (my favorite time to do it) you have to swallow or else it would get quite messy.FYI, you prolly shouldn't do the blow job thing on a nice sunny day while stopped on the interstate for construction. The people in the car next to you might watch and look at you funny.Cowboy take me away. Fly this girl as high as you can into the wildblue ~ Dixie Chicks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalmettoTiger 1 #7 September 26, 2001 QuoteThe people in the car next to you might watch and look at you funny.I was looking at you funny because I wasn't really sure what was going on (door was in the way); then you sat up, he lit a cigarette, and I was sure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #8 September 27, 2001 QuoteI was looking at you funny because I wasn't really sure what was going on That was you in that white truck!? Geeze man, give some people some privacy next time!Then, I saw these two guys swoopin across the pond, and I was like 'weeeeeee!!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #9 September 27, 2001 Quote FYI, you prolly shouldn't do the blow job thing on a nice sunny day while stopped on the interstate for construction. The people in the car next to you might watch and look at you funny. That's definitely bad advice...ladies, continue to give blow jobs in public situations......it gives me something to watch while sitting in gridlock.. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #10 September 27, 2001 QuoteThat's definitely bad advice...ladies, continue to give blow jobs in public situations......it gives me something to watch while sitting in gridlock.. Careful there Mike or you could end up like this kid:____________________________Justices Rule on Lewdness In PublicWednesday, September 26, 2001 BY ELIZABETH NEFFTHE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE The state's highest court warned Utahns on Tuesday against lewdly handling private parts in public places, ruling a teen-age boy ran afoul of the law when he grabbed his crotch in a Vernal convenience store parking lot. The boy, a 15-year-old identified in court documents by the initials "A.T.," looked at a woman in a nearby parked car, grabbed his crotch and shook it up and down in September 1998. When the woman responded by rolling up her car window, A.T. laughed, faced the woman and repeated the gesture. A Vernal police officer who happened to witness the incident arrested the boy for lewd behavior. Tuesday's Supreme Court decision reverses the Utah Court of Appeals, which had held A.T.'s conduct was not sufficiently lewd to be unlawful. "A.T. should have known his behavior would likely cause affront or alarm to the woman in the parking lot," wrote Justice Michael Wilkins for the court. "He achieved the result of offending the victim by conveying the appearance of masturbation. It is precisely this type of conduct that the legislature intended to prohibit in enacting the statute." State law prohibits an act of sexual intercourse, exposure of genitals, public masturbation, voyeurism or "any other act of lewdness" in the presence of someone who would be alarmed by viewing the conduct. Associate Chief Justice Leonard Russon disagreed with the majority's decision, arguing the case should have been sent back to the trial court for a ruling on whether A.T.'s actions constituted public masturbation. Although 8th District Juvenile Court Judge Larry Steele did not specifically rule A.T. had masturbated in public, he found the boy's actions constituted an "other act of lewdness." Assistant Attorney General Karen Stewart Klucznik said the state was pleased with the high court's decision. "It appropriately safeguards people from this type of intentionally threatening behavior," she said. A.T.'s attorney, Alan Williams, was not available for comment Tuesday. The Court of Appeals judges had noted the boy's actions could be considered "expressive symbolic speech," and if so, could raise a question as to the statute's constitutionality under the First Amendment. The Supreme Court justices did not address the issue in Tuesday's opinion, because it was not raised in the second appeal. Several public figures have gone below the belt in public. Roseanne Barr grabbed her crotch after singing the National Anthem at a 1990 San Diego Padres baseball game. The move has been a regular part of Madonna's stage act. And Michael Jackson popularized the move in the 1980s in his music videos. While Barr's grab in particular angered some observers, none of the entertainers has faced a lewdness charge. Mark Thomas, the deputy Uintah County attorney who prosecuted the teen, pointed to a distinction between a performer's crotch grab and the incident in question: Performers have large audiences who can anticipate the kinds of things they will do. "That's quite different than when you pull into a local convenience store and have someone specifically target you with a lewd act," he said. "There are limits on expression . . . that crosses the line." ____________________________________DOH!!!!jason(I would have to live in this state) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #11 September 27, 2001 Shit... I gotta remember to stop grabbing my crotch in public then... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #12 September 27, 2001 Oh you can grab your crotch in public ...just dont point it at anyonejason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #13 September 27, 2001 Oh, well that just takes all the fun out of it, doesn't it... So is it just me, or--he said, abruptly changing subjects--is everybody friggin dying for a skydive!!! Saturday can not come soon enough... Blue skiesMarcP.S. Hanging out with a bunch of skydivers and having who knows how many rum & cokes could have had an effect on my attitude tonight maybe... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #14 September 27, 2001 Quote Careful there Mike or you could end up like this kid:____________________________Justices Rule on Lewdness In PublicWednesday, September 26, 2001 HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That's fucking hilariuos!! Only in Utah!! Next time I'm there, I'm gonna grab my crotch and point it at a female cop!Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 0 #15 September 27, 2001 QuoteYou mean to tell me some chics don't swallow? Swallow what? What are you all talking about? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3fLiEr 0 #16 September 27, 2001 After swallowing a can of coke and then a kit-kat - you are under contract then to swallow something else............ BSBD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 September 27, 2001 "The people in the car next to you might watch and look at you funny."Oh come on now! You know damn well it's fullfilling your exhibitionist needs! Be careful with the car thing though. I had friend in highschool that died while getting a BJ in his truck. He ran off the road and the truck flipped over on him. WHAT A WAY TO GO! I think that even beats burning in."This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-MeClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #18 September 27, 2001 QuoteFYI, you prolly shouldn't do the blow job thing on a nice sunny day while stopped on the interstate for construction. The people in the car next to you might watch and look at you funny.Bwahaha! I actually gave Merrick a BJ while going thru a toll! Kinda freaked that guy out...lol!! Guess we're lucky they didn't call it in or something eh? hahaHemp/skydiving jewelry pics! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3fLiEr 0 #19 September 27, 2001 I think that even beats burning in.I was about to say goin' in whilst getting blown - but i think the BJ would take your mind off some Phuqkin awesome visuals.......... that would be a waste of groundrush............. BSBD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #20 September 27, 2001 QuoteI actually gave Merrick a BJ while going thru a toll! Would've loved to see the look on that guy's face!! One time when my sweetie asked if I was ready to go to the dz, my reply was "only if you let me blow you on the way there!!"Cowboy take me away. Fly this girl as high as you can into the wildblue ~ Dixie Chicks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 September 27, 2001 "only if you let me blow you on the way there!!"Good Girl!"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-MeClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #22 September 27, 2001 Shit, clay - you call dying from the shock of being orally castrated by your 15 year old brace-wearing high school girlfriend a good way to go????I'd hate to know what you consider a bad way to die! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #23 September 27, 2001 "15 year old"HEY! Get your hand out of the cookie jar!"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-MeClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #24 September 27, 2001 Clay's girl: "I'm sorry, we can't see each other anymore"Clay: "What?! Why not!?"Clay's girl: "I heard you were a pedophile"Clay: "Pedophile!! That's an awful big word comin' from a 10 year old!"Then, I saw these two guys swoopin across the pond, and I was like 'weeeeeee!!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #25 September 27, 2001 QuoteWould've loved to see the look on that guy's face!! So would've I! LOL! I just had to hear about it ***One time when my sweetie asked if I was ready to go to the dz, my reply was "only if you let me blow you on the way there!!"[\quote]Now I think most of the guys would agree..that's some woman who'll request to be allowed eh? Us skydiving chicks rock!Hemp/skydiving jewelry pics! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
