wingnut 0 #1 September 26, 2001 well picked up my mail today and what do ya know, a letter from the uspa... just got one a while ago...wanting money for my membership... i almost threw this one out...good thing i didn't...i got to thinking..this one isn't nearly as thick as the last begging for money..well i open it up to find my uspa sticker and hertz car rental stuff and my new LICENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! i totally forgot about it being due in the mail...... well it's official...."B 24677" ...and it only took me 117 jumps to do it in!!!!! man by this rate i'll have my "D" at 1000 jumps...(well if i was in england i could get a "D" number with 1,000)....p.s. they spelled my name wrong...it's david, not daivd hope nobody cares at the dz's cuz i ain't gona go through the trouble to get it changed....."up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #2 September 26, 2001 That is perfect. My first roomate in the army 19.5 years ago let them put his name on his official records wrong; Webre instead of Weber. He spent five years trying to fix it before he just gave up and took it as his "real" name.Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #3 September 26, 2001 I would tell them your real name is Wingnut...make 'em put that on your mem. card!I'm going to ask for Freaksister on my next one...LOLSis I lust for the ultimate rush... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #4 September 26, 2001 YOU GOT A STICKER..........NO FARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT A STICKER!!!!!!!!! I didnt get one for my "A". That does it I quit!!!!jasonP.s Well I guess since I got all my gear and you know have a lic well maybe I could just jump a couple more times....but only a couple congrats man!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #5 September 26, 2001 That's not so bad.... I didn't notice it 'til a year or so after I got it, but according to my Sr.Rigger's certificate the FAA thinks I'm a guy (*checking inside shirt - yup, still got 'em, I'm definitely NOT a guy!! ).pull and flare,lisa---D14633; WSCR 1270; Hate Spewing Canopy Nazi 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #6 September 26, 2001 Quote(*checking inside shirt - yup, still got 'em, I'm definitely NOT a guy!!lisa,it's not your shirt ya should be checking but your shorts...the way america is today i can walk down the street anygiven time and see guys with man brests!!!!! fast food will be americas demise not terrorists!!!!!!"up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #7 September 26, 2001 LOL!Okay, let me rephrase.... *checking down shorts... nope, nothing dangling down there! I'm definitely NOT a guy! pull and flare,lisa---D14633; WSCR 1270; Hate Spewing Canopy Nazi 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #8 September 27, 2001 Quote ... just got one a while ago...wanting money for my membership... i almost threw this one out...good thing i didn't... Why is it, I get my Renewal 3 months early, but get my Parachutist last? Why do they call it a television "SET" ? Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 #9 September 27, 2001 LOL,,Yo Wingnuts,,Ya I got a certification from some folks a while back,, apparently there was some #2 lead that came off on my app after folding and on the paperwork I am officialy "William X" ,,, figured fuck it,, gonna put that in a frame on the wall,, OH and hay,, meeting more and more survival instructors from Fairchild at the DZ,, hope things don't get totally fucked up and ya still come here next Summer,, we'll get some folks together and head to Lost Prairie,, ya gotta do that while here,, can help ya get outta duty for a bit if needed!!Billy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnny1488 1 #10 September 27, 2001 well your lucky I have 102 jumps and I dont even have live water training yet. And here comes winter ...maybe next year haha. I'd sign at the bottom but my enter button has ceased to function. Johnny A-37382 (for a while longer I guess) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #11 September 27, 2001 Wingy, they had my name wrong too. I just sent an e-mail to the address listed in Parachutist and they fixed it for me pretty quickly.AndreaThe brave may not live forever, but the timid may not live at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #12 September 27, 2001 lisa babe you cant check yourself im going to have to check for you what didnt you all know im the uspa checker to make sure females are really females come on all u ladies hurry up and drop them :-) :-)i live my life 14000 ft at a time, nothen else matters, in that 60 seconds or less im free Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #13 September 27, 2001 skyhawk,you really really need a girlfriend...ya seem to alay be the forst to chime in on something about boobies or what not...oops wait, jt also talks about boobies alot.....i guss your both tied......billy,yup i should be at fairchild around late april or may of 2002!!!! and it is survival school i'll be attending... get them to hook me up with the soft bed of leaves and pine needles....and the tasty set of bugs and berries!!!!!"up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #14 September 28, 2001 Quote ...I am officialy "William X" ,,, figured fuck it,, Hell yeah! I could live with Paula X. As a matter of fact, I think I would have a lot more fun known only as PAULA X Fly Your Slot ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpHog 0 #15 September 28, 2001 Hey Johnny. If it makes you feel any better, I have 700 jumps and still no water training. Where I live, water training seems to be VERY rare (the last being Spring of 2000 with no hopes of any this year). I have all of my required night jumps, plus all of my pre-declared accuracy jumps for my PRO rating and all of the qualifications to get a tandem or AFF rating, but without the water training, I cannot proceed past my A license. Hopefully, I will be B-license qualified before I get my gold wings. We'll see.Blue Skies,PaulA-35500 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kelly 0 #16 September 28, 2001 ...and they think that my full name is "kelly G. Evans". I wrote my name down about a dozen times trying to figure out how they could get that one.. Turns out my E.'s look like G's. BTW its Kelly A. Evans.No bother correcting it. ive written them, emailed them.. next step i guess is calling them and still getting mail stating I'm Kelly G. Evans. oh well"i can not attest to what i did, just what i remember...."~me, after one too many Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhawk 2 #17 September 28, 2001 :-) wingnut i got a women im just not getting enough from her loli live my life 14000 ft at a time, nothen else matters, in that 60 seconds or less im free Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #18 September 28, 2001 Quotethey spelled my name wrong...it's david, not daivdIsn't that just horrible, fairynut? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BenW 0 #19 September 28, 2001 Kreamer,You can't even get faiwynut right!!!B, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chicagoskydiver 0 #20 September 28, 2001 They had my name mispelled also. Just contact them with the correct spelling and they'll send you a new card. It happens. Eye make spelling miss steaks awl thu tyme!Hackey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #21 September 28, 2001 QuoteOkay, let me rephrase.... *checking down shorts... nope, nothing dangling down there! I'm definitely NOT a guy!As living in Cali, I thought that you would know that even THAT doesn't consitute for much either there. From what we mid-westerners hear, guys wear skirts and woman are getting penises there. What is going on??? However, I'm sure you dont' have that problem, Lisa. Right?? --------------Richmond Boogie pics... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #22 September 28, 2001 Quotehappens. Eye make spelling miss steaks awl thu tyme!Jeez.....chicagoskydiver, apparently Huked on foniks werkd four yuu!" --------------Richmond Boogie pics... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chicagoskydiver 0 #23 September 28, 2001 Eye lurned frum thu Younivurcity uf Illinoy at Chicawgo. Eye sumtymes ewes spellchecqer...it cat chess thu miss steaks eye kin knot sea.Hackey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #24 September 29, 2001 I learned at that same very fine instition my selfUIC that isMarcBecause I fly, I envy no man on earth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
