yim666 0 #51 October 2, 2001 it wouldn't be so funny if it were YOU who drew back bloody toilet paper every time you wipe your hiney! maybe i should try some Metamucil... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #52 October 2, 2001 BLEEUCH!! nasty nasty nasty. Let's change the subject. I'm sure we can come up with nicer tricks then that.Personally, I can lie face down between a woman's legs & write the entire Chinese alphabet with my tongue! Now, if I could only do that in freefall!BWAHAHAHAHAHA!Speed RacerFirewalk with me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #53 October 3, 2001 That is SO not true !Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #54 October 3, 2001 Quote you like screwing dead sheep while lighting it on fire!!! damn man you need some help!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------No... right now I just need a lighter... MThanks, Marc......I just died from a massive laughter-induced stroke.....I hope you can live with yourself.Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #55 October 3, 2001 "Now, if I could only do that in freefall!"It took me a couple tries but I have my pro rating now...."The sky resembles a back lit canopy...with holes punched through it"- IncubusClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #56 October 3, 2001 Ok, I'm gonna try to get you guys out of the gutter with a real response.i can flare my nostrils.When all my fingers are straight, I can bend just my pinky finger down without moving the others.I can skydive. ( and that is pretty special, I tell you!!!!)I can set off the metal detectors at airports with the screws in my face. (dubious distinction, I know!!!)Blue skies,Anne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyPlaymate 0 #57 October 3, 2001 ohh hey i almost forgot I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue!**BLUE ONES** BITE ME.... :P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #58 October 3, 2001 I can unwrap a starburst with my tongue.(exercising those muscles is important...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #59 October 3, 2001 "screws in my face""Oh yeah...bicycle accident, eigth grade, metal plate in my head"- John Candy (Don't remember the movie title but it was him standing at airport security stripped to his underwear) Summer Rental maybe????"The sky resembles a back lit canopy...with holes punched through it"- IncubusClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #60 October 3, 2001 "ohh hey i almost forgot I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue!""I can unwrap a starburst with my tongue."Good Girls!!!!!Have you had your free breast inspection yet?"The sky resembles a back lit canopy...with holes punched through it"- IncubusClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #61 October 3, 2001 nope... I need some help...Oh, please help me..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #62 October 3, 2001 What happened to "trying to get us out of the gutter"? I got a couple of screws in my face too... that's why I can't do the thing with my teeth anymore. Haven't been through a metal detector since then though...Anyway, back to the subject at hand... that is, at tongue... no, come to think of it, it could easily involve hands pretty soon...Marc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyPlaymate 0 #63 October 3, 2001 you know i havent gotten my free check either lol**BLUE ONES** BITE ME.... :P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #64 October 3, 2001 I can do the cherry stem thing too... I can also play any song you name on my face. This really has to be seen to understand. Double jointed in my thumbs and all my fingers too. Comes from playing clarinet for 15 years I suppose. ugh. =c)Stacyhttp://astro.temple.edu/~sweeks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 #65 October 3, 2001 LOL!!That hroids thing was totally gross!! Jeeze fuc@!!!I had tears!! I learned how ta eat fire in college,, Could light a joint,, I mean a cigarrette with a totally controlled flame from my lips,, not that pansy ass spewing a short burst a flame for 5 feet,, we'd go ta frat/sorority parties and put on a show for free beer!!,, then there was nuthin like watchin some macho prick try ta do that shit and burn his face,,, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #66 October 3, 2001 QuoteI can also play any song you name on my face. Yeah, I've tried that pick-up line, it doesn't work... wait, I might be thinking of something else...Marc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #67 October 3, 2001 "you know i havent gotten my free check either"You girls need to call my office immediately! I'll make sure my secretary fits you in the schedule ASAP!"The sky resembles a back lit canopy...with holes punched through it"- IncubusClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
