freeflir29 0 #26 October 1, 2001 Yeah....Yim....Uhhhh......Hook lower and you'll have all the speed you need! Under a 1:1 about 50-60 ft should be right in there. Depending on your canopy of course... Don't hook it too low...you'll be sorry!"This conversation ends right here Captain! You can talk to the ALO when he gets back."-MeClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yim666 0 #27 October 1, 2001 oh yeah... i meant to add that its easy for some to confuse being a general dumbfuck who's still drunk from the night before and whose judgment is so impaired that he does a 180 hook at 60 feet with being an extreme canopy pilot... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #28 October 1, 2001 QuoteI can put on makeup, talk on the phone and eat breakfast (or lunch or dinner) at the same time I am driving without causing or having an accident!!That is because we are all watching out for YOU on the highways!! Hahah....Quotetotally charm every woman within a half mile radiusI hardly think puking on every woman qualifies as "charming". but hey, its your boat to float!! --------------Brandon Wren Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #29 October 1, 2001 [qoute]and i hook it every time i land i just do it above 100 feetHAHA!! I hook it too with a sharp 270.....but then again, I'm at about 2000'.....oh well. --------------Brandon Wren Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #30 October 1, 2001 QuoteI hardly think puking on every woman qualifies as "charming"Hey, now, there's nothing wrong with puking on people... wait a second... oh, yeah, yeah there is! Hey! Maybe that's why I have such shitty luck!M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #31 October 1, 2001 QuoteMaybe that's why I have such shitty luck!Well, it certainly doesn't help your chances any. Unless, by chance, you find the "certain someone" that just digs that! .....gross......--------------Brandon Wren Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #32 October 2, 2001 Hey Clay no i don't have a sister but i do have a 6'5" 230lb brother.......try and hit on him i would love to see that and guys can we not get into a flaiming war!! take it to PM or do this shit in person.now back tot he body tricks, i am going to get pictures of some of my more "Special" tricks and post them up I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #33 October 2, 2001 Eh... I think I'm going to stop with the vomit talk now... this could too easily take a wrong turn... Besides, that's not even a fun fetish... pyronecrobestiality, that's where it's at!Marc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #34 October 2, 2001 Quote By Special i mean tricks with a part of your body? I can be laughing my ass off at y'all and drink a beer without spewing it out of my nose...(I couldn't always do that -- it's an acquired trick I've learned over the last 12 months......you guys never cease to entertain me....)Thanks for the chucks !Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #35 October 2, 2001 Quote and then either annoy or totally charm every woman within a half mile radius.....Just depends on the night I'm having... I think it depends more on how drunk the women are.. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #36 October 2, 2001 hehe, I can drink beer pretty good. Oh, I'm pretty good with whiskey too...I think that about sums it up for me. AggieDave '02-------------Blue Skies and Gig'em Ags!BTHO t.u. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #37 October 2, 2001 Quotepyronecrobestiality, that's where it's at!you like screwing dead sheep while lighting it on fire!!! damn man you need some help!!! I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #38 October 2, 2001 Quoteyou like screwing dead sheep while lighting it on fire!!! damn man you need some help!!! No... right now I just need a lighter... M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lewmonst 0 #39 October 2, 2001 i can touch my elbows together behind my back, buncyh of doublejointed stuff, see over the aisles in the grocery store, read people's minds, rear rear float, skysurf lew Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #40 October 2, 2001 "jumpserve"And when she does this.... duck and cover because it could hurt if your not paying attention.......Be safe, be smooth, be fast..... and most importantly.... be phree Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FreeflyPlaymate 0 #41 October 2, 2001 special tricks...hmmm...I can make my toes touch my head when...y aknow like an overly arch position lol. Ummm....my tongue instead of just the reverse or teh one taco roll thingy I can make three rolls in my tongue...although I have to take out my tongue ring to do it. ...dang i think thats all of them...lol i rode the little bus too, does that count???**BLUE ONES** BITE ME.... :P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyhi 24 #42 October 2, 2001 I can do boolean algebra. flyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slappie 9 #43 October 2, 2001 QuoteI can make my toes touch my head when...y aknow like an overly arch position lolI don't want to sound perverted but I want PICTURES of this stunt!!!Oh my trick is I can sit in the back of a truck on the beach cruising at about 15mph when the driver decides he wants to go the other way. Falling from the truck on my chair NOT SPILLING my BEER!! Now that takes talent! My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #44 October 2, 2001 Quote....oh yeah, and swoop a mantalew,ya find a new 100sq.ft. manta out there somewhere? or are ya just talking about that time ya misjuged wind direction and had a downwinder in 15 knt. winds????as for me all i can do is........tell really lame jokes.....ask michele or albatross how to sell a deaf man a duck!!!!!!!!!"up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mountainman 0 #45 October 2, 2001 Quoteand guys can we not get into a flaiming war!! take it to PM or do this shit in person.Who's flaming?? We were just having a lively conversation about puke....Quotesee over the aisles in the grocery storeSo can I if I jump......Quotecover my ass with my hairMy ass is already covered with hair.....all the time!!Quoteshake my eyes back and forth really fastOK......I can really do this one too. Have you ever found a way to explain how to do this?? People ask me and I just say.....I just can!! --------------Brandon Wren Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #46 October 2, 2001 QuoteMy ass is already covered with hair.....all the time!!Umm....I really didn't need to know that.Cowboy take me away. Fly this girl as high as you can into the wildblue ~ Dixie Chicks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yim666 0 #47 October 2, 2001 i can sit on a toilet and touch the water with my hemerroids which dangle from my rectum. oh, yeah, i can also braid them when all three of them are equally inflamed. and on a good day, i can vary the pitch of my farts by shifting my roids back and forth... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Tee 0 #48 October 2, 2001 Well, I can lay on my stomach bring my feet over my head and make a circle with my body (with my butt touching my head!). I can make one eye go in a circle while the other stays straight. I can also do amazing things with my feet. One drunken debauchery night at the dz we even discovered that I can tie knots in people's shoe laces with them. Tee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkymonkeyONE 4 #49 October 2, 2001 Quotei can sit on a toilet and touch the water with my hemerroids which dangle from my rectum. oh, yeah, i can also braid them when all three of them are equally inflamed.dude, I am CRYING! That is some funny shit!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #50 October 2, 2001 No fair...I can't do any of these things. Guess I'm not speical. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
FreeflyPlaymate 0 #41 October 2, 2001 special tricks...hmmm...I can make my toes touch my head when...y aknow like an overly arch position lol. Ummm....my tongue instead of just the reverse or teh one taco roll thingy I can make three rolls in my tongue...although I have to take out my tongue ring to do it. ...dang i think thats all of them...lol i rode the little bus too, does that count???**BLUE ONES** BITE ME.... :P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #42 October 2, 2001 I can do boolean algebra. flyhi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #43 October 2, 2001 QuoteI can make my toes touch my head when...y aknow like an overly arch position lolI don't want to sound perverted but I want PICTURES of this stunt!!!Oh my trick is I can sit in the back of a truck on the beach cruising at about 15mph when the driver decides he wants to go the other way. Falling from the truck on my chair NOT SPILLING my BEER!! Now that takes talent! My New Website with 24hr Chat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #44 October 2, 2001 Quote....oh yeah, and swoop a mantalew,ya find a new 100sq.ft. manta out there somewhere? or are ya just talking about that time ya misjuged wind direction and had a downwinder in 15 knt. winds????as for me all i can do is........tell really lame jokes.....ask michele or albatross how to sell a deaf man a duck!!!!!!!!!"up my noooossseee"- wingnut, at first euro dz.com boogie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #45 October 2, 2001 Quoteand guys can we not get into a flaiming war!! take it to PM or do this shit in person.Who's flaming?? We were just having a lively conversation about puke....Quotesee over the aisles in the grocery storeSo can I if I jump......Quotecover my ass with my hairMy ass is already covered with hair.....all the time!!Quoteshake my eyes back and forth really fastOK......I can really do this one too. Have you ever found a way to explain how to do this?? People ask me and I just say.....I just can!! --------------Brandon Wren Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #46 October 2, 2001 QuoteMy ass is already covered with hair.....all the time!!Umm....I really didn't need to know that.Cowboy take me away. Fly this girl as high as you can into the wildblue ~ Dixie Chicks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yim666 0 #47 October 2, 2001 i can sit on a toilet and touch the water with my hemerroids which dangle from my rectum. oh, yeah, i can also braid them when all three of them are equally inflamed. and on a good day, i can vary the pitch of my farts by shifting my roids back and forth... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tee 0 #48 October 2, 2001 Well, I can lay on my stomach bring my feet over my head and make a circle with my body (with my butt touching my head!). I can make one eye go in a circle while the other stays straight. I can also do amazing things with my feet. One drunken debauchery night at the dz we even discovered that I can tie knots in people's shoe laces with them. Tee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #49 October 2, 2001 Quotei can sit on a toilet and touch the water with my hemerroids which dangle from my rectum. oh, yeah, i can also braid them when all three of them are equally inflamed.dude, I am CRYING! That is some funny shit!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #50 October 2, 2001 No fair...I can't do any of these things. Guess I'm not speical. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
